James Bond Bath
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Funny Puns
We love funny puns here at LaffGaff, even ones that make us groan, and these collections are as hilarious as they come. So if you’re a pun lover like us then you’ve come to exactly the right place! You’re bound to have great pun reading them – even the cheesy ones are pretty Gouda!
We hope you have as much fun reading them as we did collecting them.
Funny Puns
Happy Birthday Puns
These birthday puns are perfect if you’re making a birthday speech, just looking for something witty to write in a birthday card, or just for fun.
Funny Puns For Kids
A great selection of funny puns for kids. And of course, they’re also suitable for the big kid in us all too! And we’re all big kids here at LaffGaff!
Punny Jokes
If you’re like us then you just can’t get enough of punny jokes! So here’s even more hilarious puns just for you.
Dinosaur Puns
Funny dinosaur puns will never be extinct. And they’re certainly not dino-boring! So here’s a collection of all our favorites.
Bowling Puns
These funny bowling puns will bowl your over! There’s no gutter humor here, they strike just the right balance!
Food Puns
Donut worry, these funny food puns are all in the best possible taste. So take your thyme and enjoy reading them!
Sleep Puns
These funny sleep puns are all you could have ever dreamed of! Never be caught napping again when you need a sleep pun,
Goat Puns
Excuse us for butting in but we’re not kidding, these goat puns are definitely the Greatest Of All Time.
Harry Potter Puns
These wizard Harry Potter puns are truly magical. They could make even the stoniest of stony faces laugh and are bound to cast a spell.
Math Puns
Math puns are an integral part of LaffGaff. In fact, we find math humor so add-ictive we thought we’d bring you another page packed full of funny math puns to make you groan!
Potato Puns
These spud-tacular potato puns certainly aren’t small fry! They’re so a-peeling, they’re sure to keep you amused.
Science Puns
Science puns always get a reaction. And these are no exception. Yes, they definitely won’t zinc without trace!
Turtle Puns
Shell-ebrate humor with these turtley awesome turtle puns! They’re sure to bring you out of your shell, so don’t be slow – read them now!
Elephant Puns
These hilariously funny elephant puns are truly unforgettable so don’t be a Dumbo – check them out right now. Ivory much doubt you’ll be disappointed!
Bad Puns
Sometimes a joke’s so bad you just have to laugh. If you like groan-worthy puns, you’ve got to see these!
Halloween Puns
Celebrate Halloween with a smile (or maybe a groan!) with these hilarious Halloween puns!
Swimming Puns
These hilarious swimming puns and jokes definitely won’t send you off the deep end as they’re a stroke of genius, so dive right in!
Latest Funny Puns:
Talking Beans
Jack: How’s it going?
Beans: Pretty good.
Jack and the beans talk.
Bread Allergy
I’m allergic to bread but eat it anyway.
I’m a gluten for punishment.
Bearded Vase Maker
What do you call a bearded vase maker?
Hairy potter.
Scared Joker
Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
Military Births
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
Smart Beer
My friend told me that beer would make him smarter.
But I don’t think that anything would make my Budweiser.
Garden Gnomes
Not many people know that almost all garden gnomes have red hats.
It’s a little gnome fact.
Road Walker
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
Jane Eyre Book
I just sat on the sharp corner of my hardcover copy of Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte.
Now I’ve got a Bronte sore ass.
Feeling Numb
English puns make me feel numb.
But math puns make me feel number.
Bad Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
Most Puns
While most puns make me feel numb…
Math puns make me feel number.
Pun Entry
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people.
Pun in, 10 dead.
Eye Jokes
I love eye jokes.
The cornea the better.
Winter Bees
Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?
Swarm.
Where Did You Get It?
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Worst Case Ever!
I went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Wifi Connection
I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi.
I’m Spartacus!
What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife?
Nothing, he’s Gladiator.
