Autumn Jokes And Puns

You won’t want to leave once you fall for these funny Autumn jokes and puns that we’ve dropped here for you!

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Funny Fall & Autumn Jokes

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

Also, being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,” the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. “Is it going to be a very cold winter?”

“Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied,”it’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.” The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”

“How can you be so sure?” the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy.”

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, “Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!”

Spring laughs, “Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can’t get much better than that!”

Summer rays, “Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can’t top that. What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?”

Autumn ~ -leaves-

What do you drive in the fall?

An Autumn-mobile.

A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.

I didn’t fall for it!

My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…

She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, “Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!”

I looked at her and winked, “Inflation.”

UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “Autumnus”.

USA: We call it Fall because leaves fall down.

Hey girl, are you a cool autumn breeze?

Because you make me wanna jacket.

A Canadian woman lives with her family in a forest near the border with the US. One autumn morning, her son comes home from town holding a letter. He approaches the woman and says:

“According to this letter, the United States wants to consider this area as part of Montana. The Canadian government agrees, but says that since we’re the only family living here, they want our permission to sign this land over to the US.”

The woman jumps out of her chair and exclaims, “Where do I sign? I don’t think I can stand another Canadian winter!”

National Pride Day should be September 21.

September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

There were 4 henchmen: Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.

The boss stood before them.

“Winter,” he began. “I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins,” he said, patting his shoulder.

“Then there’s you, Summer,” he continued. “If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops remember who they’re working for.

“As for you, Spring,” he chuckled, “This operation is gonna bring in a lotta green. Make sure that it keeps growing.”

He turned for the door as Autumn stood up.

“Boss!” he sputtered. “What about me?”

The boss turned back, shaking his head.

“Sorry, son. You’re just the Fall guy.”

What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

You’ll get autumn’y ache.

Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?

It’s autumn-atic.

It’s the first day of Autumn so let’s make like Humpty Dumpty!

And have a great Fall!

If you ever name your kid Autumn…

Whenever they go out of the room, start singing “The Autumn Leaves…”

What did the skydiver say in Autumn?

I love the fall.

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