Just like facial hair in November, these funny November jokes and puns will really grow on you, so be sure to give thanks for them!
Funny November Jokes
My friend asked why I didn’t shave after November ended.
I replied, “It grew on me.”
November is a hot month.
Not as hot as Novfire but much warmer than Novashes.
I opened a pistachio shell, and there was nothing inside.
Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.
My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year!
Me in August, and her in November.
I doubt I’ll shave at the end of November.
My beard is really growing on me.
It’s a cold November evening and 2 men out on the town.
They enter a bar and approach the keeper.
One man says to the other man, “Hey Donkey, I think it’s your turn” and walks off to use the toilet.
Donkey looks at the bar keeper and says, “T-T-T-T-T-Two B-B-B-B-Beers Ppppppppp-Ppppplease.”
Given his speech impediment, the keeper feels sorry for the man and asks, “Do you mind him calling you Donkey?”
Donkey looks sadly at the keeper and says, “He-aw-He-aw-He always calls me that.”
What’s the opposite of November?
I am really glad that No Nut November is over.
A whole month without cashews was rough.
September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.
Whoever screwed this up, I hope he got stabbed.
What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?
They both enjoy roasting Turkey.
If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?
‘No Nut November’ has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
I successfully completed the “No Shave November” challenge.
I also lost my job as a barber in the process.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12 – January 2nd, Feburary 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd & December 2nd.
More like Novem-brrrr.
Remember, remember the 5th of November…
Because if I don’t, my wife is gonna kill me for forgetting two anniversaries in a row.
What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?
Why is No Nut November so boring?
It is probably the most anticlimactic month.
I fed this kid peanut and he almost died.
I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.
I used to always do No Shave November.
At least until I started growing facial hair.
My wife said we should spice up our love life.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
She said, “Let’s do a bit of role playing. I’ll be the doctor and you be the patient.”
“Alright…” I went with it. “How are you, doctor?”
“We have no appointments till November. Goodbye””