Funny Holiday Jokes

A selection of the best grown up Easter jokes for the holidays. Warning: not suitable for children!

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving and is considered to be the start of the holiday shopping season, a crucial time for retailers. These funny Black Friday jokes and puns sum up the chaos and absurdity of this strange day.

Cinco de Mayo is celebrated on May 5 every year (no really!) and commemorates the anniversary of Mexico’s victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Celebrate in style with these funny Cinco de Mayo jokes and puns!

Enjoy these funny Cyber Monday jokes and one-liners that sum up the absurdity of this day of rampant commercialism!

Spice up your celebrations with these dirty Thanksgiving jokes! Warning – adults only, not suitable for kids!

You get plenty of bang for your buck with these funny fireworks jokes and puns! They’re sure to light up your night and you’ll have a blast reading them!

What better way is there to celebrate Independence Day than with these hilarious 4th of July jokes and puns?

This page is for all the lonely singletons and cynics and opponents of the commercialization of everything out there – it has alternative anti Valentine’s Day poems that you won’t find in any cards…

A selection of funny Easter jokes for kids, and big kids too. Simply the best Easter jokes suitable for all ages!

What better way to celebrate Father’s Day than with a good laugh? So here’s a collection of funny Father’s Day jokes to help celebrate Dad’s special day.

Celebrate the Festival Of Lights with a smile and a laugh courtesy of these hilarious Hanukkah jokes and puns!

A great collection of funny Mother’s Day jokes to help celebrate your Mom’s special day. We love you Mom, we’re only joking!

Mothers Day is a time to show your love and appreciation. Here’s a selection of funny Mothers Day poems and quotes to help you do it with a smile!

Roses are red, violets are blue, these funny roses are red poems, we’ve collected just for you! Enjoy these hilarious poems.

The very best selection of funny St Patrick’s Day jokes to help to celebrate the feast day of Ireland’s patron saint with a good laugh.

These funny Thanksgiving jokes certainly aren’t fowl and there’s enough of them to sate your appetite for humor until you’re stuffed!

Valentine’s Day may (luckily) only happen once a year, but these Valentine’s Day jokes and one liners are always funny!

Good April Fools Day pranks and jokes – the most hilariously funny pranks you can play on friends and family on April Fools Day.

Welcome in the brand New Year with a laugh and a smile with these hilariously funny New Year jokes and puns!

A collection of funny Labor Day jokes and quotes to celebrate this American national holiday that traditionally marks the end of summer.

Memorial Day is an America federal holiday to remember those who have died while serving in the Armed Forces. Here is a collection of funny Memorial Day jokes and quotes.

It’s been a funny old year so why not forget it and welcome in the new one with a laugh with these funny New Year’s Eve jokes and puns!

Celebrate Washington’s Birthday with a laugh and a smile courtesy of these hilariously funny Presidents’ Day jokes.

There’s no need to give us thanks for these funny Thanksgiving knock knock jokes, we’re happy to help you celebrate with laughter!

You don’t have to hunt for funny Easter Bunny jokes and puns because we’ve got a great collection here that are eggs-actly what you’re looking for!