Really Funny Jokes And Puns

LaffGaff is all about really funny jokes and anything that makes us laugh – we believe that laughter makes the world go round. The world would be a much duller place without a sense of humor, wouldn’t it?

And when it comes to good jokes, they don’t come any more hilarious than these great collections of all our best jokes. So we hope you get as much fun and laughter from them as we do.

Collections of funny jokes and puns to make you laugh!

Favorite Funny Jokes

Keep up with all the latest jokes with our funny joke of the day!

If you like your humor quick and to the point, check out all our funny short jokes.

Very Funny Jokes To Tell

Sixes And Sevens

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

Most Famous Doctor

If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor in the world…

Then Who is.

Wallet Fart

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

Lack Of Trust

So, you don’t trust a doctor to stitch you up?

Fine. Suture self.

Words Confused

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Marvel Advertising

I don’t know why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

He’s essentially a giant banner.

Drilling Holes

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

Pyromaniacs

“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

“Yes, we arson.”

Two Astronauts

First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.”

Second astronaut: “In space, no one can. here, use cream.”

Flat Earthers

The only thing flat-earthers fear…

Is sphere itself.

Conspiracy Theorists

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

A Man’s Heart

My mother used to say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.

Cheater

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

Job Interview

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer asked me, “What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said, “Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

The interviewer said, “Could you give me an example?”

I said, “Yes, I could.”

Kids’ Beds

My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that gender kids’ beds.”

I said, “Like a boycott?”

She said, “Don’t you start.”

Blood Donor

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too many personal questions.

Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?”

Leg Day

Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym.

It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand.

Ordering Hatchets

I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.

I love foreign axe scents.

Sounds Similar

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

Talking Eyes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Favorite Food

What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Hot wings.

Grandpa’s Last Words

The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, liters, gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

Oldest Computer

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

Fired Chef

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment.

It was a whisk I was willing to take.

Traffic Cop

I got pulled over by a traffic cop.

He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”

I said, “Scissors, I win,” and I drove off.

He must be desperate for a re-match because he’s been chasing me for ages.

Bus Seat

I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.

Which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Space Theory

Einstein developed a theory about space.

It was about time too.

Paranoia

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

Nice Ham

That’s a nice ham you’ve got there.

It would be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end.

Can’t Sleep

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep.

It’s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

First Wish

Genie: What’s your first wish?

Steve: I wish I was rich.

Genie: What’s your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

Recent Survey

Accordion to a recent survey…

Replacing words in a sentence with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Sniper Attraction

How do you know if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

Hearing Problems

I went to the doctors and told him I was having problems with my hearing.

He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

Two Reindeer

Did you know Santa actually only had two reindeer?

Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.

Shovel Invention

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

But the invention of the broom swept the nation.

Plastic Surgery Addicts

“Hello everyone, and welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.”

“I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointed.”

Became An Editor

Why did I want to become an editor?

Well, to make a long story short …

Cell Phone Glasses

Why do cell phones not wear glasses?

Because they have contacts.

Hungry Assassin

What did the assassin do when he was hungry?

The assassinate.

People Eater

What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?

A cannibble.

Empty Glass

I was in a bar last night.

The bartender said, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”

I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”

Attempted Escape

Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape.

Guard: I’m not mad, just… disappointed.

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.

Joke Categories

Here are even more collections of really funny jokes for you to enjoy!

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Animal Jokes And Puns

There’s a huge variety of animals in the world, which is great news for laughter lovers as it means there’s also a huge number of funny animal jokes too!

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Christmas Jokes, Humor & Fun

Christmas is a time of great joy and celebration. And it’s also a time of great fun and laughter, as shown by these hugely funny Christmas jokes and humor that we’ve collated for you.

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Food Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d give you some food for thought with these very tasty food jokes and puns! Once they’ve whet your appetite, you’ll be begging for more!

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Funny Holiday Jokes

Whether it be Easter, Mother’s Day or any other occasion, holidays are a time to enjoy being with our family, and also a time for holiday jokes!

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Halloween Jokes And Puns

It’s scary how good these funny Halloween jokes are! Make no bones about it, you won’t find any witch are better!

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Jokes About People

These funny jokes about people are sure to get you laughing. What better way to cheer yourself up than to laugh at others!

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Medical Jokes And Puns

They say that laughter is the best medicine and these funny medical jokes are bound to have you feeling better in no time!

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Relationship Jokes And Puns

Funny relationship jokes are always engaging and none more so than this hilarious collection that we’ve put together just because we love you!

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Religious Jokes

We prayed to the God of laughter and he answered our prayers by giving us these funny religious jokes. So we have faith you’ll find them as hilarious as us.

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School Jokes And Puns

These funny school jokes and puns are in a class of their own! In fact, they’re guaranteed to pass any hilarity test!

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Science Jokes And Puns

Scientific research has shown these to be the most funny science jokes known to man. So if jokes of a scientific nature tickle your fancy, then read on!

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Sports Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d play ball by bringing you these perfectly pitched sports jokes and puns! We’re sure they’ll meet our goal of making you laugh!

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The Best Dirty Jokes For Adults Only

If you have a dirty sense of humor and like your laughs to be risque, then these collections of the best dirty jokes are sure to be right up your alley!

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Work Jokes And Puns

Work can be hard, err…., work sometimes but face it with a smile and a laugh and it’s not as bad. So enjoy these funny work jokes and puns. Read more …

More Funny Jokes

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10 Funniest Animated Dog Gifs

We can’t get enough of funny animated GIFs here at LaffGaff, especially when animals are involved and our favorite animal is man’s best friend – the dog; we don’t understand how anyone can fail to love dogs. Here’s our top ten all-time favorite animated dog GIFs…

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15 Funny Small Ads To Make You Go WTF!?!

Classified adds provide a useful function in society – they let people buy and sell things, and they also serve the vital role of reminding us just what kind of weirdos are out there. Here’s a selection of funny small ads to make you go WTF.

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30 Stupidly Funny Newspaper Headlines

We guess the newsroom is such a busy place that sometimes there’s just no time for proofreading the news headlines. At least that’s the way it would appear judging by this selection of funny newspaper headlines from various newspapers around the world…

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40 Savagely Funny Burn Jokes

Always come out on top in a battle of wits with this selection of the very best burn jokes to use as insults and comebacks when insulted yourself!

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50 Funny Jokes For Kids

Here at LaffGaff, we believe you can never have too much laughter and so here’s even more funny jokes for kids (and big kids too, of course!).

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AA Jokes And Puns

You’ll be drunk with happiness at these funny AA jokes and puns! Indeed, it may take you a while to recover from them – there’ll not be a dry eye in the house!

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Adopted Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t leave these funny adopted jokes and puns without a home, so here they are! Take good care of them!

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Adult Humor – Grown-up Laughs

These hilariously funny jokes for adults only are guaranteed to tickle your fancy and make you laugh. Definitely no kids allowed!

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AI Jokes And Puns

There’s nothing artificial about these funny A.I. jokes and puns! They may be intelligent but they’re hilarious, for real!

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Air Conditioning Jokes And Puns

These funny air conditioning jokes and puns won’t get a chilly response although they are certainly cool! We’re big fans of them, in fact!

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Airplane Jokes

We’re not winging it here, these hilarious airplane jokes are sure to take off!

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Alcohol Jokes And Puns

We’d like to raise a glass and propose a toast to these funny alcohol jokes and puns! They definitely won’t drive you to drink, so take a shot at reading them!

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America Jokes

Believe US when we say these are the best America jokes and puns! Everything is bigger in America, so here’s an extra large serving of laughs!

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Anime Jokes And Puns

If you’re anime-maniac, you’ll love these funny anime jokes and puns! We can’t help Saiyan they’re the best examples around!

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Appendix Jokes

These funny appendix jokes are the reference point for all others! And best of all, this page is fit to burst with them!

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Audit Jokes

These funny audit jokes and puns will certainly pass any inspection with flying colors because there is nothing shady about them at all!

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Autumn Jokes And Puns

You won’t want to leave once you fall for these funny Autumn jokes and puns that we’ve dropped here for you!

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Avocado Jokes And Puns

We’d be toast if we didn’t bring you this collection of funny avocado jokes and puns! Guac a lot of jokes there are here for you to enjoy!

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Bad Breath Jokes And Puns

Bad breath jokes tend to stink! But not these ones – we’ve collected together the best we could find just for you. We hope you enjoy this bumper collection of funny bad breath jokes and puns.

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Banana Jokes And Puns

Banana jokes are so ap-peel-ing! So we’ve not been up to any monkey business. Instead, we’ve gathered together a bunch of the best jokes around just for you.

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Batman Jokes & Puns

The Riddler has his riddles, The Joker has his humor, and LaffGaff has these hilariously funny Batman jokes and puns!

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Beach Jokes And Puns

Life’s a beach but we’re shore these funny beach jokes and puns will cheer you up! So wave goodbye to sadness and laugh a little!

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Beer Jokes

We thought we’d better hop to it and propose a toast to these funny beer jokes and puns!

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Belt Jokes And Puns

Here’s a belting collection of funny belt jokes and puns! It doesn’t matter how old they are, they still hold up well so don’t let them go to waist; enjoy them now!

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Boat Jokes

We wondered whether we should bring you these funny boat jokes and puns oar not. But then we realized you’d be up the creek without a paddle if we didn’t!

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Boomerang Jokes And Puns

We’d forgotten about these funny boomerang jokes and puns but then they suddenly came back to us!

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Booty Jokes And Puns

Booty called so we had to bring you these funny booty jokes and puns! They’re a real treasure so make sure you read them all, right to the bottom!

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Breakfast Jokes And Puns

We didn’t need any egging on to bring you these funny breakfast jokes and puns! They’re definitely worth raising a toast to!

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Brick Jokes And Puns

We’ve laid down these funny brick jokes and puns just for you! We’d be mortar’fied if you didn’t enjoy them after all our hard work building this page!

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Broccoli Jokes And Puns

We wouldn’t be doing our job broccoli if we didn’t bring you these funny broccoli jokes and puns! No others are a (vegetable) patch on these!

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Butt Jokes And Puns

We’re certainly not scraping the bottom with these funny butt jokes and puns! There’s nothing half-assed about them at all! Who’d have the cheek to suggest such a thing!?

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Camping Jokes

To all in tents and purposes, these are the funniest camping jokes and puns around. They really are a site for sore eyes!

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Candy Jokes And Puns

There’s nothing sweeter than funny candy jokes and puns, so here’s a great pick and mix selection of the best examples that are sure to be to your taste! They definitely don’t suck!

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Car Jokes And Puns

We’ve raced to bring you these funny car jokes and puns and park them right here! You’ll never get tired of them or find them exhausting, if you get what we’re driving at!

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Chastity Belt Jokes

We’ve found the key to unlocking laughter – these funny chastity belt jokes! We guarantee they won’t prevent satisfaction!

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Chicken Nugget Jokes And Puns

We don’t mean to count our chickens but these chicken nugget jokes and puns are golden! Why not dip into them now?

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Classic Jokes – Golden Not Olden!

Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they’re retold.

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Clock Jokes And Puns

We thought it was time we brought you these funny clock jokes and puns. They’re sure to help you pass the time!

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Cloud Jokes & Puns

According to the old saying, every cloud has a silver lining. And the silver lining is that we get lots of hilarious cloud jokes and puns!

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Comic Jokes And Puns

We’re sure you won’t have any issues with these funny comic jokes and puns because they’re comically funny!

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Computer Jokes And Puns

These funny computer jokes and puns sure are a website for sore eyes! We’ve RAMmed in as many as we could! You’ll be laughing so much it’ll mega-hertz!

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Cute Jokes And Puns

Everyone loves cute jokes and puns; it’s impossible not to! And they don’t get any cuter than these pun-tastic examples.

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Dark Humor & Dark Jokes

If you’re a fan of dark humor then you’ll love these hilarious dark jokes. Not for the faint-hearted or easily-offended!

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Darth Vader Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to feel the full force of laughter with these funny Darth Vader jokes and puns! And they won’t cost you an arm and a leg – they’re completely free!

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Disney Jokes And Puns

Enjoy the magic of Disney with a smile on your face with this collection of hilarious Disney jokes and puns.

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Donald Trump Jokes

Whatever you think of Donald Trump, he’s certainly livened up the American political scene. And we also get to laugh at these funny Donald Trump jokes!

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Drummer Jokes

If you don’t like these funny drummer jokes then beat it or there’ll be repercussions! But we’re sure we can count you in when it comes to drummer puns!

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Economics Jokes

We’ve certainly not been economical when it comes to bringing you this bumper package of economics jokes that’s sure to stimulate interest!

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Eye Jokes And Puns

We love funny eye jokes and puns – the cornea the better! So here’s a great collection of our favorites for you to run your eye over!

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Eyebrow Jokes And Puns

These funny eyebrow jokes and puns will certainly make you raise your eyebrows in surprise at how hilarious they are! Have fun brow-sing them!

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Fairy Jokes

Your wish is our command and these funny fairy jokes and puns are a dream come true!

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Falling Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d be heading for a fall if we didn’t bring you these funny falling jokes and puns! Don’t worry, they won’t get you down!

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Feet Jokes And Puns

It was no mean feat to bring you these funny feet jokes and puns! It was a tough task but we toed the line and refused to be de-feeted!

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Fire Jokes & Puns

These funny fire jokes and puns are so hot! We had a burning desire to bring them to you because we knew how your face would light up!

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Flower Jokes And Puns

We rose to the occasion and picked a bunch of the best flower jokes and puns and arranged them neatly, just for you!

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Fog Jokes & Puns

It’d be a mist opportunity if we didn’t bring you these hilarious fog jokes & puns! So we thought we’d better clear the air and publish them for you!

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Ford Jokes And Puns

Wind up your Ford-owning friends and colleagues and give them stick with these hilariously funny Ford jokes.

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Foreclosure Jokes

We thought we’d bring you these funny foreclosure jokes and puns, just for closure (see what we did there?!) after all our real estate jokes!

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Funny Anti Jokes

Anti jokes are those where the listener is set up to expect a humorous punchline but the joke doesn’t deliver it. So they shouldn’t be amusing, right? Wrong!!! They’re hilarious!

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Funny Banjo Jokes

We apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player! But no offence is intended, and so here’s a collection of our favorite funny banjo jokes and puns.

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Funny Birthday Puns

A great collection of hilarious birthday puns that are guaranteed to raise a laugh from the birthday boy or girl.

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Funny Blonde Jokes

The funniest dumb blonde jokes. Including stupid jokes, one liners, witty jokes – every type of really funny blonde jokes!

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Funny Bumper Stickers

Enjoy this large collection of our favorite funny bumper stickers, brought to you by LaffGaff, the home of laughter.

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Funny Cheese Jokes And Puns

These cheese jokes are cheesy in more ways than one! But brie-the in and relax and see if you camembert our cheese puns.

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Funny Choir Jokes

There’s nothing off-key about these funny choir jokes. In fact, they’re perfectly in tune with our sense of humor, and hopefully yours too.

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Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers

Religion is a serious business but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its humorous side too. Check out our collection of funny church bulletins bloopers.

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Funny Confucius Say Jokes

Confucius was a Chinese philosopher credited with many wise sayings. And now, of course, there are many so-called Confucius Say jokes that take the same form as his actual quotes. And as we love funny stuff like that, we’ve gathered together all the finest examples here.

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Funny Cowboy Jokes

Holy cowboy jokes! What a huge range of cowboy jokes we’ve got for you here. These jokes will have you laughing so much you’ll fall out of the saddle.

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Funny Family Fortunes Answers

The funniest game show answers – funny Family Fortunes answers from contestants on the UK TV show. Genuinely hilarious answers!

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Funny Hunting Jokes

You can be sure there’s no boaring jokes here, only the most amoosingly funny hunting jokes. So buck up your ideas and check them out now!

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Funny Insults

Sometimes attack is the best form of defense and you’ve got to get your insults in first. So here’s some hilariously funny insults so you’re always ready.

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Funny Long Jokes

We’ve been longing to bring you these jokes, our favorite funny long jokes. The punchline takes a while, but it’s worth it!

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Funny Military Jokes And Humor

Attention! We’re bringing out the big guns here – only the best military jokes. Okay, at ease. Enjoy this great collection of military humor.

A collection of hilariously funny one liners!

Funny One Liner Jokes

If you like a good one liner, you’ll enjoy this collection of onlythe best funny one liner jokes.

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Funny Poop Jokes And Puns

We said we’d get all the best poop puns and we always follow through! So here they are – a huge collection of funny poop jokes.

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Funny Puns For Kids And Adults

Puns are one of the oldest and funniest forms of humor, enjoyed by all ages. Enjoy our huge collection of clean funny puns for kids and adults.

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Funny Short Jokes

If we had to choose a favorite type of joke, it’d probably be funny short jokes. And here’s a great collection of the most hilarious examples! Read more now …

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Funny Short Stories

A collection of our favorite funny short stories for you to enjoy. Hilarious stories and jokes guaranteed to raise a smile.

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Funny Sleep Puns & Jokes

These funny sleep puns are all you could have ever dreamed of! Never be caught napping again when you need a sleep pun,

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Funny SMS Text Jokes

With the ever-increasing popularity of mobile phones and their apps such as Snapchat, every joker needs some short, sharp funny SMS text jokes these days.

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Funny Things Said In Court

Funny things said in court – a collection of excerpts from genuine court reports from the US courts. Absolutely hilarious and mind boggling!

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Funny WoW Jokes

A collection of hilarious jokes related to World of Warcraft. Enjoy this selection of the very best WoW jokes.

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Grocery Jokes And Puns

You’ve no idea what’s in store for you with these funny grocery jokes and puns! Check them out now before someone else bags them!

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Guess What Jokes

Guess what jokes we’ve got for you here. Yeah, you got it – guess what jokes! And guess what – they’re the funniest guess what jokes you’ll find!

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Guitar Jokes

We finally plucked up the courage to bring you these funny guitar jokes and puns! We thought we’d air them for free – no strings attached!

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Hairline Jokes And Bald Head Jokes

Going bald can be a hair-raising experience! There’s not much you can do about a receding hairline though, but laugh about it. Enjoy our hairline jokes.

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Hand Jokes And Puns

Like a one-armed man you’ll be feeling alright after reading these funny hand jokes and puns! You’ve got to hand it to us – they’re hilarious!

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Hangover Jokes

These funny hangover jokes and puns won’t leave you feeling terrible! In fact, just like the hair of the dog they’re the perfect antidote to the hangover blues!

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Hawaii Jokes

Without de-lei, here we bring you all our favorite Hawaii jokes! Don’t forget to laugh out loud at them; a low “Ha” simply isn’t good enough!

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Helicopter Jokes And Puns

It’s never twirly for funny helicopter jokes and puns and so here are all our favorites! There’s not Apache joke among them!

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Hilarious iPhone Jokes And Puns

We’re Siri-al jokers here at LaffGaff and we knew it was time to sync or swim, so we brought you this great collection of funny iPhone jokes and puns! Does that make us the Apple of your eye?

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History Puns

These history puns are historically bad! In fact, they’re so groan-worthy and bad you’ll just have to laugh at them.

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Hook Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to get hooked on laughter with these funny hook jokes and puns! Go on – take the bait and enjoy them!

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Hostel Jokes

We didn’t want to create a hostel environment so we thought we’d bring you these funny hostel jokes and puns! Are you inn?

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Hotel Jokes And Puns

We had no reservations about bringing you these funny hotel jokes and puns! After all, there’s always room for lots of laughter!

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Hurricane Jokes

If there’s one thing that definitely won’t quickly blow over it is your laughter in response to these hilarious hurricane jokes!

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Ice Breaker Jokes

Funny jokes are a great way to break the ice in most situations. This collection of funny ice breaker jokes has something for every occasion.

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Insurance Jokes And Puns

Insurance is usually a serious business but not at LaffGaff! Enjoy our collection of the best and funniest insurance jokes and one liners.

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Internet Jokes And Puns

There’s modem enough funny internet jokes and puns here for anyone so enjoy browsing them!

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Ironing Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to crease up with laughter at these funny ironing jokes and puns! Let off steam by reading them – we promise you won’t be board, they’re really smooth!

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It’s So Hot Jokes

There’s nothing cooler than these It’s So Hot jokes! Give them a read before they become too hot to handle!

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Italian Jokes & Humor

Wherever you may Rome, you’ll never find better Italian jokes and puns than these! They may be ever Sicily, but they’re still hilarious.

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January Jokes And Puns

January won’t be dry when you read these funny January jokes and puns because there’ll be floods of tears of laughter!

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Kitchen Jokes And Puns

We’ve managed to cook up this great collection of funny kitchen jokes and puns to counter any bad mood you may be in!

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Life One Liner Jokes

Life is short and so are these funny one liners about life. But the laughter you get from them will live long in the memory!

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Light Bulb Jokes And Puns

We had a real light bulb moment when we came up with the idea to bring you these funny light bulb jokes and puns to brighten your day!

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Lightning Puns & Jokes

These lightning puns and jokes really are striking but despite that, we’re bringing them to you free of charge because we know how to conduct ourselves!

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Magic Jokes

These funny magic jokes and puns that we’ve conjured up for you certainly aren’t an illusion! They are definitely magical though; indeed they’re spellbinding!

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Manga Jokes And Puns

Manga are comics or graphic novels originating from Japan. These funny Manga jokes and puns are sure to drive you Berserk with laughter!

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Minecraft Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t block you from reading these funny Minecraft jokes and puns any longer! We’ve mined all the best examples for you – so don’t be square, go ahead and enjoy them now!

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Minnesota Jokes

Minnesota may be cold but trust us when we say these funny Minnesota jokes will soon warm you up! After all, laughter is our bread and butter so we know good jokes when we see them.

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More Hilarious One Liner Jokes

Here’s another selection of even more hilarious one liners. If you like your jokes short and sharp, these are for you!

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More Morbid Jokes

Here’s another great selection of morbid jokes and bleakly black humor for all those who like that sort of thing.

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Morning Jokes

Here’s a large helping of funny morning jokes; enjoy them!

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Mortgage Jokes

In principle, you owe us a great debt for bringing you these funny mortgage jokes and puns! They’re definitely of great interest!

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Motorcycle Jokes And Puns

Out on the highway, with the wind in your hair. What could be better? Well if you were on a motorbike it’d be better! Enjoy these funny motorcycle jokes.

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Music Jokes & Puns

They don’t come any sharper than these music jokes; they definitely won’t fall flat! That’s because they rock and are sure to strike just the right note!

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Navy Jokes And Puns

You might have thought the ship had sailed when it comes to funny navy jokes and puns but not so! Here’s a great collection – don’t be petty officer, enjoy them!

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November Jokes And Puns

Just like facial hair in November, these funny November jokes and puns will really grow on you, so be sure to give thanks for them!

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Ocean Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d sea what you thought of these funny ocean jokes and puns! Luckily there are oceans of them to choose from, so hopefully they won’t make you salty!

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Ohio Jokes And Puns

Did you know seven US Presidents were born in Ohio? Anyway, here’s a great collection funny Ohio jokes and puns for you to enjoy!

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Paint Jokes And Puns

We’ve canvassed around and brought you this colorful mix of funny paint jokes and puns! Don’t brush them off – they’re sure to brighten up your day!

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Piano Jokes

These funny piano jokes and puns will certainly strike the right note! There’s nothing off-key about them whatsoever! You definitely won’t B flat after reading them!

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Pickle Jokes And Puns

If you relish the idea of pickle puns, then you’ll be pickled tink by these funny pickle jokes. They’re a really big dill.

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Plant Jokes And Puns

Sow the seeds of laughter with these funny plant jokes and puns! Even if you’re not convinced at first, they’re sure to grow on you!

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Popsicle Stick Jokes

Popsicle stick jokes have a (well earned!) reputation for being some of the most groan-worthy jokes. And that’s why we love them! Enjoy these bad jokes!

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Prison Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t keep these funny prison jokes and puns locked up any longer! It was only fair that we set them free!

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Programmer Jokes And Puns

These programming and programmer jokes and puns are more than a bit funny! They certainly have class and we’re sure you won’t object to them (C what we did there?)!

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Property Jokes

Property is theft according to Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, so we couldn’t possible keep these funny property jokes to ourselves!

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Rain Jokes & Puns

Here are the raining champions of hilarious rain jokes and puns that won’t cloud your day! There’s no doubt as to weather you’ll like them!

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Rental Jokes

These hilarious rental jokes and puns will be great for your rental health! You definitely wont get mental fatigue from reading them!

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Rock And Roll Jokes And Puns

These funny rock and roll jokes really do rock so there’s no need to drum up support for them! You definitely won’t take them for granite!

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Rock Jokes And Puns

Never take these funny rock jokes and puns for granite! They have a lot of sedimental value to us!

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Scary Jokes And Puns

These scary jokes and puns are so funny it’s frightening! They’ll make you scream with hair-raising laughter!

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Shirt Jokes And Puns

There’s no need to get shirty because we’ve got laughter off to a tee, so here’s a great collection of funny shirt jokes and puns!

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Simply The Best Knock Knock Jokes

Loads of really funny knock knock jokes. The best knock knock joke ever plus loads more hilarious knock knock jokes for adults and kids alike.

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Smiling Jokes And Puns

These funny smiling jokes and puns are guaranteed to bring a grin to anyone’s face! So make sure you save them to your smile system!

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Snow Jokes & Puns

We didn’t want to freeze you out from our funny snow jokes and puns! They’re not flaky at all, only the very best examples if you catch our drift!

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Spring Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d spring into action and bring you these funny spring jokes and puns! They must be a tree-mendous re-leaf but watch you don’t wet your plants laughing at them!

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Star Wars Jokes & Puns

From a galaxy far, far away come these hilariously funny Star Wars jokes and puns. They’re out of this world!

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Stupid Jokes For Kids And Adults

Who says stupid jokes can’t be funny? You’re guaranteed to laugh at this collection of stupidly funny jokes suitable for kids and adults alike.

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Suit Jokes And Puns

Don’t get shirty but we’ve gone all fancy pants and brought you these funny suit jokes and puns! We’re sure they’ll suit your sense of humor!

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Summer Jokes And Puns

The thing with jokes is that summer hilarious and summer not! Don’t sweat though, these funny summer jokes and puns are really hot!

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Sunday Jokes

Sunday is a great day because it is often a day of rest. It’s also a great day because there are lots of funny jokes about it, such as these hilarious Sunday jokes and puns!

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Super Hero Jokes And Puns

Everyone loves a super hero and the only thing better than super heroes is funny super hero jokes! So enjoy this collection – they’re super!

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Taco Jokes And Puns

We don’t mean to spill the beans but let’s taco bout funny taco jokes and puns! They don’t get any cornier or cheesier than these!

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Tea Jokes And Puns

We’ve been brewing these funny tea jokes and puns and finally, here they are! You’re sure to find them hilarious; after all jokes are our special-tea here at LaffGaff!

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Teeth Jokes

We’ve extracted the very best teeth jokes and puns for you, so you won’t be de-molar-ized!

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Ten Funny Signs Of Getting Old

The top 10 funny signs of getting old. Age is a funny thing and so is this list! See if you’re starting to show signs of getting old!

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Tent Jokes

t’s our in-tent-ion to only bring you the best jokes so here’s where we pitch all our favorite funny tent jokes and puns to you to canvas your opinion!

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Tequila Jokes And Puns

These funny tequila jokes and puns will help tequila little time if you’re bored! Go on – give them a shot!

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Texas Jokes And Puns

They say everything’s bigger in Texas, so here’s a huge collection of hilarious Texas jokes and puns for y’all to enjoy!

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The Best Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny may always be getting himself into trouble, but you won’t have any trouble with these funny Little Johnny jokes!

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Toilet Paper Jokes

There’s no need to paper over the cracks because we’re on a roll now, so we thought we’d bring you these funny toilet paper jokes and puns! They won’t wipe the smile from your face!

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Tooth Fairy Jokes

The tooth is that these are the funniest Tooth Fairy jokes and puns! They are molar less the best examples you’ll find!

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Train Jokes And Puns

These funny train jokes and puns will put you on the right track to a fun-filled day! They’re sure to engineer a few laughs and stop you going off the rails!

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Travel Jokes & Puns

You don’t need to go anywhere else for your laughs because we’ve brought together all the best travel jokes and puns just for you!

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Tree Jokes & Puns

We thought we’d branch out and bring you these tree-mendously funny tree jokes and puns!

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Trouser Jokes And Puns

We’ve trousered all the best trouser jokes and puns just for you! There’s some belting jokes in this leg-endary collection!

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Truck Jokes And Puns

We have no truck with jokes that aren’t funny if you know what we’re driving at, so get a load of these hilarious truck jokes and puns!

Turning 50 Jokes And Sayings

Turning 50 is a big milestone but it’s also a time for some gentle, good-natured jokes and mickey-taking. So here’s a collection of funny turning 50 jokes.

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Vacation Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d take a break from our normal gags and bring you these funny vacation jokes and puns instead! We hope you enjoy your visit!

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Weather Jokes & Puns

The forecast is for lots of laughter according to these funny weather jokes and puns. You’ll be glad you never mist them because they’ll brighten your day!

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What Do You Call Jokes

Quick and witty, What Do You Call jokes are one of the most popular types of jokes. Enjoy our huge collection of the funniest examples.

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What’s The Difference Between Jokes

What’s the difference between LaffGaff and other humor websites? That’s easy – we only publish the funniest jokes! And this collection of What’s The Difference jokes is no exception.

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Whiskey Jokes And Puns

They say whiskey makes you frisky and the next best thing to actual whiskey is these funny whiskey jokes and puns! We think they’re really kinda neat!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Although the origins of Why did the chicken cross the road jokes is rather dark, the best examples of today are actually very witty. Here’s a collection of our favorites for you to enjoy.

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Wifi Jokes And Puns

Pass word on about these funny wifi jokes and puns! They’ll get a great reception and you’ll feel a definite connection with them!

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Winter Jokes And Puns

We didn’t want you to feel frozen out so here’s a collection of really cool winter jokes and puns!

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Wisdom Teeth Jokes

These wisdom teeth jokes are really smart! In fact, they’re tooth funny for words! So brace yourself, here they are – enjoy them!

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Wood Jokes And Puns

If wood be wrong of us not to lumber you with these funny wood jokes and puns, wooden it? You definitely won’t get board by them!

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Wooden Leg Jokes And Puns

It would be a shame not to bring you these wooden leg jokes, wooden it? So here they are – all the best examples we could stump up! Hop to it and enjoy them!

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Worst Jokes Ever

We think these jokes might just be the worst jokes ever. So if you’re feeling brave, check them out if you dare!

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Writing Jokes And Puns

The pen may be mightier than the sword but the pun is even mightier with these funny writing jokes! It’d be a capital idea for you to read these signature jokes!

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Yellow Teeth Jokes

Yellow teeth might be rotten but while reading these yellow teeth jokes might be like being on the laughing gas, it definitely won’t be like pulling teeth!

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Yoda Jokes And Puns

Yoda greatest and so we thought we’d bring you these funny Yoda jokes and puns! Extremely funny, they are!