We thought we’d go in for the kill with these funny gamer jokes and puns! Don’t worry – none of them are too graphic, but they’re sure to console you if you’re a little down!
Funny Gamer Jokes
I broke up with my video game console, now it’s my ex-box.
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch.
Gamers these days have no patience.
Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were three days.
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
Too many frames.
I hate how gamers react when they play games and get told they “can’t go any further.”
Seriously, it’s like they think it’s the end of the world.
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the other side.
Why did the gamer cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out.
Why can’t PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?
He was pushing the right trigger.
A gamer dies and goes to hell.
After a week, the devil goes to God: “God?! What crazy person have you send me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, is running like crazy everywhere and yelling: Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!”
What do you call a Chinese gamer with a fast connection?
Lo Ping.
I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games.
He was a pro-tester.
What was the console gamer’s New Years Resolution?
1280×720.
Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it’s full of bugs.
Why are PC gamers always sad?
Because they can’t console each other.
What happens if you sprinkle pepper on gamers?
They SNES.
What do a gamer and a burn victim both say?
I can’t wait to try out my new skin.
What’s the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One’s a gamer girl, the other’s a gay mer-girl.
I asked a French guy if he played video games.
He said Wii.
What’s an Italian gamer’s favorite Zelda game?
A Link to the Pasta.
What’s another word for a skilled gamer?
Ath-l33t.
What do you call a bad Jewish gamer?
Ezekiel.
After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.
I just think it’s catchy.
Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games:
Gamer 1: “You play WoW? LoL.”
Gamer 2: “You play LoL? WoW.”
What do you call two gamers sword fighting?
Pee v pee.
A gamers perspective of reality:
Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?
SAD.
Why did the old-school French-Spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?
Because he was all about the con ami code.
Why don’t gamers play Sega games backwards?
It takes ages.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
Womb raiders.
What’s a gamer’s favourite fish?
CoD.
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
What kind of tool a gamer would use?
A hack-saw.
What’s the difference between a slug and a gamer?
A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
Why are Nintendo gamers no good at changing light bulbs.
They just keep playing with the switch.
You know why gamers make the best friends?
Because they always level with you.
What do you call a person who codes for living and who is also good at playing games?
A pro gamer.
Where does a gamer sit when they go to church?
In the pew pew.
I think my new gamer girlfriend and I are made for each other.
We just click.
A gamer recently died and his family are having the funeral for him.
His girlfriend shows up and notices two Japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.
After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following.
The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamer’s friend who they are.
“Oh those are Konami Reps,” he says.
“What are they doing here?” Asks the girlfriend.
“They’re the ones lowering him into the grave.”
“Why would they do that?”
“Because they’re great at letting people down.”
Why didn’t the pc gamer cross the street?
Because he’s morbidly obese.
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
They tell you.
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?
He hates camping.
What does a gamer say when they alt-tab by mistake?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
What do you call a group of gamers out in public?
A rare occurrance.
What kind of dough does a gamer use?
Nintendough.
What’s the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?
A pot of boiling water doesn’t get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn’t find one another.
They were not on the same level.
PC gamers don’t take hot showers.
They take Steam-y ones.
What did one gamer do to the other gamer after he lost?
Consoled him.
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