Xbox Jokes And Puns

Are you game for some funny Xbox jokes and puns? While we can’t control your response to them, we’ll be inconsolable if you don’t like them!

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Funny Xbox Jokes

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down!

Someone call an ambulance!

WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!

Xbox was struggling…

But they really turned it around with the 360.

What do Cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What do you do if your Xbox is crying?

You console it.

Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother.

Best trade ever!

An Xbox One and a PS4 get attacked…

Here comes the ambulance!!!

WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

What game is in Schrodinger’s Xbox?

Dead or Alive.

The game dev was hopelessly saddened when he found out the games he made couldn’t be ported from PC to Playstation and Xbox.

He was inconsolable.

Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?

It’s a game changer.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

I asked a Canadian what his favorite buttons on an Xbox controller were.

He said Y, A.

I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox Live.

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

I bought an Xbox to put next to my cabinet filled with photos of boars and deer.

Now I have an Xbox and a game console.

My son was crying because his mom took his Xbox.

So I had to console him.

The white Xbox One S was just announced.

Of course it’s 40% smaller than the black one.

Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out.

As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri’s Ex.

What do you do when you encounter a sad Xbox?

You console it.

I pre-ordered an Xbox.

I just felt sorry for my homeless ex-girlfriend.

I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.

I need someone to console me.

What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?


I bet deer like to play Xbox and Playstations.

I hear they are a bit gamey.

I can’t believe the vulgar language kids are using on Xbox Live.

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

My Xbox, PS4 and Switch all broke on the same day.

I was inconsolable.

Is it true that the French Government banned the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day?


What’s the difference between Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

My nephew wanted an Xbox for his birthday but didn’t get one and was very upset.

He had to be consoled.

My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard

I once asked him for an Xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom’s stuff.

I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.

He responded, “Oui.”

I told him Xbox is better.

Diarrhea leaves you like an Xbox…

With a red ring.

Why does no-one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it’s always Sony in Philadelphia!

Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

It has been about a month since I have last seen my girlfriend.

I’m really worried, she left me a note on the Xbox one which said, “This isn’t working” but I turned it on and it worked just fine.

Jokes About The Xbox

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