Do pick up lines really work? Of course they do – if you use them in the right way. And even if they don’t work, they’re entertaining anyway. Some of the funnier ones border on downright genius in our opinion! And if nothing else, they act as great ice breakers.
So if you want to have game, then you really need to have a fully loaded arsenal of lines to hand at all times. Luckily, you’re in the right place because we have a huge collection of all the best pick up lines in existence. From hilarious lines to sweet and romantic lines and everything in between, we’ve got them all.
So set your sights on the girl or guy of your dreams and fire away with these great lines that are sure to work. Well, they’ll have some sort of effect anyway…
(Results not guaranteed! Entertainment is though!)
Best Pick Up Lines Ever
Clever Pick Up Lines
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Smooth Pick Up Lines
Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Do I know you? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Bad Pick Up Lines
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.
Are you my self-esteem? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
Pun Pick Up Lines
Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later.
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious.
Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion.
Flirty Pick Up Lines
I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.
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