Best Pick Up Lines

Do pick up lines really work? Of course they do – if you use them in the right way. And even if they don’t work, they’re entertaining anyway. Some of the funnier ones border on downright genius in our opinion! And if nothing else, they act as great ice breakers.

So if you want to have game, then you really need to have a fully loaded arsenal of lines to hand at all times. Luckily, you’re in the right place because we have a huge collection of all the best pick up lines in existence. From hilarious lines to sweet and romantic lines and everything in between, we’ve got them all.

So set your sights on the girl or guy of your dreams and fire away with these great lines that are sure to work. Well, they’ll have some sort of effect anyway…

(Results not guaranteed! Entertainment is though!)

A huge range of the best pick up lines

Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Clever Pick Up Lines

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Smooth Pick Up Lines

Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Do I know you? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Bad Pick Up Lines

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing.

Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.

Are you my self-esteem? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Pun Pick Up Lines

Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later.

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious.

Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion.

Flirty Pick Up Lines

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.

Pick Up Lines Collections

Here are some of the most cheesy pick up lines you're ever likely to hear!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

They’re high risk and they’re cringe-worthy but give these cheesy chat up lines a try!

A collection of funny pick up lines for Valentine's Day, or any other day!

Funny Pick Up Lines

Only the funniest of funny pick up lines here. Make her laugh and win her heart!

Only the most cute pick up lines are included here!

Cute Pick Up Lines

Who could ever resist these impossibly cute pick up lines? How could they possibly fail?

These corny pick up lines are the corniest ever!

Corny Pick Up Lines

Discover your inner corn, and woo the girl of your dreams with these corny chat up lines.

Woo the man of your dreams with these dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Why should guys have all the fun? Use these dirty pickup lines for girls to win the guy of your dreams!

A selection of the most romantic pick up lines to help make the object of your affections swoon

Romantic Pick up Lines

People say romance is dead, but not if you use these romantic chat up lines! Girls love a guy who’s in touch with his feelings and isn’t afraid to show it.

A selection of dorky pick up lines for all the nerds out there!

Dorky Pick Up Lines

Being a dork means you don’t really care what others think of you, which is probably a good job if you’re going to be using these hilariously dorky pick up lines!

Have you got the Pokeballs to try these Pokemon pick up lines?

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Are you ready to battle for her heart? Do you have the Poke-balls to use these funny Pokemon pick up lines to win her over?

A collection of hilarious band pick up lines for all the musicians out there!

Band Pick Up Lines

You’re sure to hit the right notes and make sweet music if you use these hilarious band chat up lines on any musician or music lover!

Show your sporting side with these funny football pick up lines

Football Pick Up Lines

The NFL has the highest average attendance of any sport. If the sport’s so popular, then these football pick up lines must be too! Give them a try now.

Practice these cheesy but funny Christian pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have your prayers answered!

Christian Pick Up Lines

These Christian chat up lines are so funny they have to be God-given! Practice them religiously and you’ll be just fine.

These funny chemistry pick up lines are sure to get a reaction!

Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry pick up lines are bound to get a reaction (pun intended!) And if you don’t have chemistry you’ll not get anywhere, so check out these great lines!

Does flattery really get you nowhere? Find out with these flattering pick up lines!

Flattering Pick Up Lines

Don’t believe the old saying – these flattering pick up lines will get you everywhere! Everyone likes a little flattery!

Stand out in the dating crowd with these super sweet pick up lines!

Sweet Pick Up Lines

If you want to make an impression you need some great lines. These sweet pick up lines will distinguish you from the crowds using the same old funny lines.

These knock knock pick up lines are sure to unlock the door to her heart

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

These hilariously funny knock knock chat up lines are sure to get the object of your affections to open up!

A selection of creepy pick up lines to put the willies up the target of your affection!

Really Creepy Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for some seriously creepy pick up lines then check these out. They’re downright weird. But will they work?

Sometimes bad can be good, especially when it comes to these really bad pick up lines!

Bad Pick Up Lines

Some lines are funny, some are cute, some are cheesy. But no lines are as terrible as these really bad pick up lines!

All our all-time favorite chat up lines are included in this collection of the best pick up lines ever!

Best Pick Up Lines

If you’ve been searching for the best pick up lines ever, then search no more! Here are our all-time favorite funny lines that can’t possibly fail!

Practice these Mormon pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have success!

Mormon Pick Up Lines

These funny Mormon chat up lines are guaranteed to Mormon-tarily knock her off her guard and allow you to make an impression!

These funny Harry Potter pick up lines are sure to cast a spell!

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

These examples of the best Harry Potter pick up lines are guaranteed to charm. In fact, you could say that they’re spellbinding!

Funny Christmas pick up lines for the holiday season.

Christmas Pick Up Lines

It’s the holiday season and so here’s a fantastic collection of funny Christmas pick up lines for both guys and girls. No mistletoe required!

Use the element of surprise (and insult!) with these hilarious anti pick up lines

Anti Pick Up Lines

Use the element of surprise (and insult!) with these hilarious anti chat up lines.

A selection of the best dirty pick up lines for guys to use on girls

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Picking up girls is a dirty job but someone’s got to do it! Try using these dirty pickup lines for guys to make your move.

Header image for a page of funny math pick up lines.

Math Pick Up Lines

Everything will add up to an improved love life with these hilarious math pick up lines!

More Fun And Laughter

If you enjoyed these collections of the very best pick up lines, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more entertainment and laughs. We have a huge selection of funny jokestrivia questions and answersfunny quotesquizzesbrainteasers and riddles, and fascinating facts, so there’s something for everyone; in fact, you could say it’s a match made in heaven!