Best Pick Up Lines

Do pick up lines really work? Of course they do – if you use them in the right way. And even if they don’t work, they’re entertaining anyway. Some of the funnier ones border on downright genius in our opinion! And if nothing else, they act as great ice breakers.

So if you want to have game, then you really need to have a fully loaded arsenal of lines to hand at all times. Luckily, you’re in the right place because we have a huge collection of all the best pick up lines in existence. From hilarious lines to sweet and romantic lines and everything in between, we’ve got them all.

So set your sights on the girl or guy of your dreams and fire away with these great lines that are sure to work. Well, they’ll have some sort of effect anyway…

(Results not guaranteed! Entertainment is though!)

A huge range of the best pick up lines

Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Clever Pick Up Lines

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Smooth Pick Up Lines

Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Do I know you? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Bad Pick Up Lines

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing.

Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.

Are you my self-esteem? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Pun Pick Up Lines

Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later.

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious.

Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion.

Flirty Pick Up Lines

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.

Pick Up Lines Collections

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Anti Pick Up Lines

Use the element of surprise (and insult!) with these hilarious anti pick up lines.

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Bad Pick Up Lines

Some lines are funny, some are cute, some are cheesy. But no lines are as terrible as these really bad pick up lines!

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Band Pick Up Lines

You’re sure to hit the right notes and make sweet music if you use these hilarious band pick up lines on any musician!

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Best Dirty Pick Up Lines For Guys

Picking up members of the opposite sex is a dirty job but someone’s got to do it! So roll your sleeves up and arm yourselves with these dirty pick up lines.

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Best Math Pick Up Lines

You may think something doesn’t add up about these funny pick up lines but you’ll soon change your mind when you try them out on acute-y! There’s nothing derivative about them!

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines can be funny, dirty, romantic or some combination of them all. And sometimes you’ll come across cheesy pick up lines. Like these!

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Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry pick up lines are bound to get a reaction (pun intended!) And if you don’t have chemistry you’ll not get anywhere, so check out these great lines!

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Christmas Pick Up Lines

It’s the holiday season and so here’s a fantastic collection of funny Christmas pick up lines for both guys and girls.

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Creepy Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for some seriously creepy pick up lines then check these out. They’re downright weird. But will they work?

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Cute Pick Up Lines For Guys

A collection of cute pick up lines for guys to use to woo the woman of their dreams. Flatter her and melt her heart with these cute pickup lines.

A selection of dorky pick up lines for all the nerds out there!

Dorky Pick Up Lines

Being a dork means you don’t really care what others think of you, which is probably a good job if you’re going to be using these funny dorky pick up lines!

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Flattering Pick Up Lines

Don’t believe the old saying – these flattering pick up lines will get you everywhere! Everyone likes a little flattery…

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Football Pick Up Lines

The NFL has the highest average attendance of any sport. If the sport’s so popular, then these football pick up lines must be too! Give them a try now.

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Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

These examples of the best Harry Potter pick up lines are guaranteed to charm. In fact, you could say that they’re spellbinding!

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Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

These hilariously funny knock knock pick up lines are sure to get the object of your affections to open up!

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Mormon Pick Up Lines

These funny Mormon pick up lines are guaranteed to Mormon-tarily knock her off her guard and allow you to make an impression!

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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Are you ready to battle for her heart? Do you have the Poke-balls to use these funny Pokemon pick up lines to win her over?

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Sweet Pick Up Lines

If you want to make an impression you need some great lines. These sweet pick up lines will distinguish you from the crowds using the same old funny lines.

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The Best Pick Up Lines Ever

If you’ve been searching for the best pick up lines ever, then search no more! Here are our all-time favorite funny lines that can’t possibly fail!

More Fun And Laughter

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