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Random Jokes From LaffGaff
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream.
I can’t wait to rub it in.
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar.
The Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.
The world’s largest bounce house is now touring the US. At 10,000 square feet it’s large enough to live in.
The rent is pretty expensive but that’s mostly due to inflation.
A blonde and a redhead are walking in the woods one day when the redhead suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the ground.
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone, calls the police and shouts, “Help! I think my friend is dead, what should I do?”
The policeman who answered the phone says, “Ok, calm down and listen to me. The first thing to do is to make sure that they really are dead….”
There’s a silence…
Then a loud gunshot…
Then the blonde comes back on the phone and says, “Okay, now what?”
A bad workman always blames his fools…
Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard…
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
I went for a job interview today. The interviewer said, “If you get the job, forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
I said, “I didn’t go to college.”
She said, “Well then, you’re under-qualified to work here.”
My doctor loves hitting my knee to test my reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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