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Whether you’re a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we’ve got it covered.
Here’s a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.
Random Jokes From LaffGaff
This young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting non-stop.
The girl can’t stand the smell and says, “Stop that! It’s disgusting!”
The guy says, “Don’t blame me, it’s the dog.”
“Don’t blame him,” says the girl. “He was cooked perfectly.”
What do you call a tick that lives on the moon?
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.
I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was.
But, in the end, I just had to call it a day.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
I went for a job interview today and the guy interviewing me told me they were looking for someone responsible.
I said, “In that case, I’m your guy. In my last job, every time something went wrong they said I was responsible.”
I keep writing letters to myself.
A guy walks into a bar and orders the finest Scotch.
The bartender pours him the drink and passes it to him saying, “That will be $2, Sir.”
The guy says, “Woah, that’s really cheap. You’re good people; I want to thank your manager. Where is he?”
The bartender replies, “In the hotel room, Sir, with my wife.”
The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
“The same thing I’m doing with his business.”
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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