Tell Me A Joke

So you’re looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you’re in luck because you’ve come to just the right place.

Whether you’re a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we’ve got it covered.

Here’s a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.

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Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Make Sure She’s Dead

A blonde and a redhead are walking in the woods one day when the redhead suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the ground.

Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone, calls the police and shouts, “Help! I think my friend is dead, what should I do?”

The policeman who answered the phone says, “Ok, calm down and listen to me. The first thing to do is to make sure that they really are dead….”

There’s a silence…

Then a loud gunshot…

Then the blonde comes back on the phone and says, “Okay, now what?”

Job Qualification

I went for a job interview today. The interviewer said, “If you get the job, forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”

I said, “I didn’t go to college.”

She said, “Well then, you’re under-qualified to work here.”


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More Funny Jokes To Tell

Also, if you like this Tell Me A Joke page, check out the rest of our site too. We’ve got loads of pages packed with really funny jokes and puns to keep you laughing. Check out the menus at the top of the page for links, or check out these jokes pages:

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