Tell Me A Joke

So you’re looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you’re in luck because you’ve come to just the right place.

Whether you’re a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we’ve got it covered.

Here’s a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.

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Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Don’t Blame The Dog

This young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting non-stop.

The girl can’t stand the smell and says, “Stop that! It’s disgusting!”

The guy says, “Don’t blame me, it’s the dog.”

“Don’t blame him,” says the girl. “He was cooked perfectly.”

I’m Responsible!

I went for a job interview today and the guy interviewing me told me they were looking for someone responsible.

I said, “In that case, I’m your guy. In my last job, every time something went wrong they said I was responsible.”

Cheap Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and orders the finest Scotch.

The bartender pours him the drink and passes it to him saying, “That will be $2, Sir.”

The guy says, “Woah, that’s really cheap. You’re good people; I want to thank your manager. Where is he?”

The bartender replies, “In the hotel room, Sir, with my wife.”

The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

“The same thing I’m doing with his business.”


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Also, if you like this Tell Me A Joke page, check out the rest of our site too. We’ve got loads of pages packed with really funny jokes and puns to keep you laughing. Check out the menus at the top of the page for links, or check out these jokes pages:

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