Really Funny Jokes

LaffGaff is all about really funny jokes and anything that makes us laugh – we believe that laughter makes the world go round. The world would be a much duller place without a sense of humor, wouldn’t it? 

And when it comes to good jokes, they don’t come any more hilarious than these great collections of all our best jokes! So we hope you get as much fun and laughter from them as we do.

Favorite Funny Jokes

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Very Funny Jokes To Tell

Sixes And Sevens

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

Most Famous Doctor

If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor in the world…

Then Who is.

Wallet Fart

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

Lack Of Trust

So, you don’t trust a doctor to stitch you up?

Fine. Suture self.

Words Confused

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Marvel Advertising

I don’t know why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

He’s essentially a giant banner.

Drilling Holes

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.


“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

“Yes, we arson.”

Two Astronauts

First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.”

Second astronaut: “In space, no one can. here, use cream.”

Flat Earthers

The only thing flat-earthers fear…

Is sphere itself.

Conspiracy Theorists

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

A Man’s Heart

My mother used to say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.


My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

Job Interview

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer asked me, “What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said, “Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

The interviewer said, “Could you give me an example?”

I said, “Yes, I could.”

Kids’ Beds

My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that gender kids’ beds.”

I said, “Like a boycott?”

She said, “Don’t you start.”

Blood Donor

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too many personal questions.

Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?”

Leg Day

Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym.

It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand.

Ordering Hatchets

I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.

I love foreign axe scents.

Sounds Similar

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

Talking Eyes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Favorite Food

What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Hot wings.

Grandpa’s Last Words

The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, liters, gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

Oldest Computer

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

Fired Chef

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment.

It was a whisk I was willing to take.

Traffic Cop

I got pulled over by a traffic cop.

He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”

I said, “Scissors, I win,” and I drove off.

He must be desperate for a re-match because he’s been chasing me for ages.

Bus Seat

I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.

Which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Space Theory

Einstein developed a theory about space.

It was about time too.


I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

Nice Ham

That’s a nice ham you’ve got there.

It would be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end.

Can’t Sleep

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep.

It’s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

First Wish

Genie: What’s your first wish?

Steve: I wish I was rich.

Genie: What’s your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

Recent Survey

Accordion to a recent survey…

Replacing words in a sentence with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Sniper Attraction

How do you know if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

Hearing Problems

I went to the doctors and told him I was having problems with my hearing.

He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

Two Reindeer

Did you know Santa actually only had two reindeer?

Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.

Shovel Invention

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

But the invention of the broom swept the nation.

Plastic Surgery Addicts

“Hello everyone, and welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.”

“I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointed.”

Became An Editor

Why did I want to become an editor?

Well, to make a long story short …

Cell Phone Glasses

Why do cell phones not wear glasses?

Because they have contacts.

Hungry Assassin

What did the assassin do when he was hungry?

The assassinate.

People Eater

What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?

A cannibble.

Empty Glass

I was in a bar last night.

The bartender said, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”

I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”

Attempted Escape

Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape.

Guard: I’m not mad, just… disappointed.

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.

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If you enjoyed these collections of the best of all our really funny jokes, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more fun and laughter. We have a huge selection of trivia questions and answersfunny quotesquizzesbrainteasers and riddles, fun facts and pick up lines, so there’s something for everyone!

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