Comic Jokes And Puns

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Funny Comic Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as superheroes?

The Necro Comic-Con.

Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, because she’s not allowed to drive.

Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book.

Now, they’ve got cameras everywhere.

Who Is Jay Gatsby’s favorite comic book character?


My friend showed me his huge comic book collection.

It was quite a Marvel.

What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on getting it on with female superheroes?

A heroine addict.

Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives.

I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.

I wore my “Gandalf for President” shirt to the comic convention.

It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate’s hard stance on immigration.

I buy every comic book I see …

My friends say I have lots of issues.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.

In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy.

They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t.

The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve Peanuts on this flight.”

What do you call a comic drawn with only a pencil?

A graphite novel.

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon were going to pool their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday.

I couldn’t see any.

You go to comic book stores?

You have issues.

What comic book hero loves dad jokes?

The PUNisher.

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