Whose 1972 debut album was titled ‘Greetings from Asbury Park’?
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Bruce Springsteen.
Bruce Springsteen.
My local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field.
I like his stile.
Montenegro.
It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.
We are a very tight knit community.
Owls don’t like mating in winter.
It’s often too wet to woo.
Universal Studios.
Four.
I thought the doughnut in the shop window looked really shiny …
Then I realised it was double glazing.
My friend is an expert in making clown shoes.
It’s no small feat.
Léon: The Professional.
Mexico.
Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.
However, that’s not always the case.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella?
Polly unsaturated.
Golgotha.
My car broke down somewhere between the marina and the Hallmark store.
Now I’m stuck between a dock and a card place.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Paul McCartney and Wings.
I heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder.
Fortunately, I was able to debunk it.
What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?
Bambidextrous.
I’m going to a recycling party this weekend.
The invite said to bring a bottle.
Benjamin Franklin.
Did you hear about the surgeon who performs quick surgeries on insects?
He did one on the fly.
H.M.S. Pinafore.
What is the ghost of a dinosaur called?
A scareodactyl.
Le Mans.
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself…
She rejoiced.
The Brooklyn Bridge.
The Aegean Sea.
I tried out one of those apps that show you what you look like as an old person.
It’s called Camera.
Smörgåsbord.
What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
When the clown is It.
Pac-Man.
Anne Boleyn.
I went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I’m worried I’m getting addicted.
It’s a slippery slope.
Michelangelo.
A giraffe walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here.”
My friend who’s a knitter told me she has a pattern for sunglasses.
I think she’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
Charli XCX.
My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar.
It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
Vice versa.