Who wrote the poem The Ryme of the Ancient Mariner?
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
I’m not saying I’m attractive.
But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom, I turn the shower on.
Argentina and Brazil.
Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.
Circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.
Fires.
I said to my wife, “For the last 15 years, all you’ve done is find mistakes in anything I say.”
She said, “16 years…”
Madagascar.
Two slices of bread got married.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Chicago.
I bought a book called “1001 Uses for Binary”.
When I got home, I was disappointed to find out there were only 9 entries.
Alexandre Dumas.
I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colors.
It’s the highlight of my day.
Madrid.
My next-door neighbor’s front door is made of sponge.
Lots of people don’t like it, but I have to admit, I can’t knock it.
Titian.
Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don’t go out with married women.
Her: But I’m your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions.
Greece.
My friend has an excellent nose for wine.
It’s shaped like a corkscrew.
Catwoman.
My wife said she wants to spend our savings on learning to drive a steamroller.
I said I’m not going to stand in her way.
American football (NFL).
I went to an archaeology party where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg.
It was a shindig.
When I was young, I was very poor.
After years of struggle, I’m no longer young.
Goldfinger.
I went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen.
I think it was a zoom meat tin.
Proxima Centauri.
I tried making a candlelit dinner.
I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven.
Bicycle.
I got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes.
They said I was a desserter.
The cheeks.
A friend just gave me a bag of sugar as a gift.
I thought it was very sweet.
T.S. Eliot.
I woke up to find my mustache was missing this morning.
Someone must have stolen it right under my nose.
Gothic.
So you’re telling me that when a baby crawls across the floor for its bottle it’s cute…
But when I do it, I need an intervention?
Uranus.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain…
Due to all the indoor fins.
Thailand.
My wife says I’m the most stubborn and strong-willed person she’s ever met.
But I refuse to accept that.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Neither did he.
Chicago Bears.
Friend: Can I set up a cloning lab in your basement?
Me: Sure, make yourself at home.
Moses.
One of the animals in the local zoo is pregnant, but nobody is comfortable talking about it.
It’s the elephant in the womb.
Breaking news: A truck full of pepper mills has crashed on the highway.
The traffic has ground to a halt.
Genovia.
My biggest goal for this year is to buy a Velcro wall.
I plan on sticking to it.
Lapis lazuli.