Science Jokes And Puns

Scientific research has shown these to be the best funny science jokes known to man. You definitely won’t get a bad reaction to them. So if jokes of a scientific nature tickle your fancy, then you’re sure to like them. Enjoy these hilarious science jokes!

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Best Science Jokes

Before The Big Bang

At the end of my physics lecture, I asked my professor, “Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”

He replied, “Sorry. No time.”

Poor Resistor

What do you call a resistor that can’t afford rent?


Lost Electron

An atom lost an electron.

It said, “Man, I really ought to keep an ion them.”

I Don’t Like Them

I don’t like computer science jokes.

Not one bit.

Chernobyl Visits

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl.

It’s seven.

Schrodinger’s Cat

Schrodinger’s Cat recently went on a crime spree.

He’s wanted dead and alive.

Sodium Atoms

Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar…

Followed by Batman.

Racist Scientists

What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium.

Strange Eclipse

What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?

An Apocaclipse.


If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria.

I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.

Human Cloning

My wife said to me, “I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.”

I said, “That makes two of us.”

Break Up

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry.

Mix Up

My son came home from school and told me he’d mixed up the cranium and the skull on his science test.

I said, “That was a boneheaded mistake.”

Black Hole Collision

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

Unit Of Power

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?

Class: Watt.



What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data.

The other is a hardware standard.

Chemical Attack

I was walking through the park last night when one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another guy covered me in sulphuric acid.

It was terrible. I didn’t know how to react.

Physics Book

After 20 years of working on it, I’ve finally finished my physics book.

It’s about time.

Smart Animals

Did you know that porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth?

Yeah, that’s right – science has proven them to be pretty sharp.

Disproved Rule

The old rule says I before E except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

More Funny Science Jokes

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Albert Einstein Jokes And Puns

You don’t have to be a genius to find these funny Einstein jokes and puns relatively amusing! So we thought it was about time we found space for them!

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Atom Jokes And Puns

We’ve been charged with the task of bringing you the funniest atom jokes and puns! We couldn’t say Na to a challenge like that, could we? So here they are – keep an ion them!

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Funny Chemistry Jokes And Puns

You can really bond over funny chemistry jokes as they’re bound to get a reaction. Some of them may be bad but only because the good ones argon.

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Funny Nerd Jokes

Nerdy jokes (or should that be dorky or geeky?) are some of the funniest in our opinion so we’ve put together our top funny nerd jokes.

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Funny Physics Jokes & Puns

We think you’ll agree that these funny physics jokes definitely have potential! They certainly won’t cause any friction.

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Funny Time Travel Jokes

If you could go back in time, you’d miss all these funny time travel jokes and time machine jokes so what would be the point?!

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Geology Jokes And Puns

We thought it would be gneiss to bring you these funny geology jokes and puns because they rock! We hope you appreciate the sediment!

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Moon Jokes

We thought you’d be over the moon if we brought you these funny moon jokes and puns, so here they are!

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Periodic Table Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to feel a certain chemistry with this funny periodic table jokes and puns! At least from time to time anyway!

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Radiation Jokes And Puns

We were a bit worried if you would reactor not to these funny radiation jokes and puns, but then we thought, what’s the worst the fallout could be, so here they are! Read them before they decay!

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Robot Jokes & Puns

There’ll be nothing robotic about your response to these funny robot jokes and puns! They’re sure to recharge your laughter batteries!

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Science Puns

Science puns always get a reaction. And these are no exception. Yes, they definitely won’t zinc without trace!

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Space Jokes & Puns

We had to planet for ages, but we’ve finally managed to bring you this out of this world collection of astronaut and space jokes and puns! Read more now …