Moon Jokes

We thought you’d be over the moon if we brought you these funny moon jokes and puns, so here they are! We may be waxing lyrical about them but your interest won’t wane because no other lunar jokes could eclipse them!

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Funny Moon Jokes And Puns

I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

The sun and moon walked into a coffee shop.

Sun: “Oh man, I forgot my wallet!”

Moon: “Don’t worry, I’ll cover you.”

My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

At the parking meteor.

Or anywhere you can find space really.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but it has no atmosphere.

What do you call a tick that lives on the moon?

A lunatic.

An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon.

He’s stuck in orbit.

What do you call a meal from the moon?

A satellite dish.

Canada is planning a mission to the moon.

They’re calling their spaceship the Apollo-G.

I’d move to the moon but the cost of living is astronomical.

My deep secret is that I’m a were-eel.

Most people don’t understand what that means at first. But as my kids say:

“When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, dad’s a moray.”

Which is older, the sun or the moon?

The moon because they can go out at night.

My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back.

I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.

One night, beneath a full moon, I cut my hand on a rusty shed.

Now I’m a werehouse.

How do you know when the moon is going broke?

When it’s down to its last quarter.

Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine.

Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because a moon rock is a little meteor.

The moon landing is obviously fake.

Like come on, the moon is still up there. It never landed.

I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it’s really bad.

I Apollo-gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before. Plus, it was one small step for man, one giant leak for mankind.

What did the moon say to the sun?

“Hello Sun.”

What did the sun say to the moon?


Son: “Hey dad, can you guess what is worse than no moon?”

Dad: “No sun?”

Son: “You don’t even want to take a guess?”

Dad: “No sun!”

Son: “You’re so stubborn, the answer is no sun.”

Why did Earth make fun of the moon?

For having no life.

What did the therapist say to the moon?

Don’t worry, you’re just going through a phase.

Why were there bones on the moon?

Because the cow didn’t make it.

Why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?

Because it’s a gray area.

What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy.

What do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?

A tide pod.

Why doesn’t the moon shave?

Because it waxes.

An Irishman walks into NASA and asks:

“Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?”

I’ve heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there.

Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?


How does the moon do his nails?

Eclipse them.

I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success?

I bet they were over the moon.

The moon went totally dark the other night.

Don’t worry though. It’s just a phase.

What did the Ocean say to the moon?

You don’t phase me.

When do werewolves meet to duel?

At High Moon.

NASA has finally announced what would have happened to the earth if the moon wasn’t present.

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