Funny Science Jokes

Scientific research has shown these to be the best funny science jokes known to man. You definitely won’t get a bad reaction to them. So if jokes of a scientific nature tickle your fancy, then you’re sure to like them. Enjoy these hilarious science jokes!

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20 Funny Science Jokes

Before The Big Bang

At the end of my physics lecture, I asked my professor, “Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”

He replied, “Sorry. No time.”

Poor Resistor

What do you call a resistor that can’t afford rent?


Lost Electron

An atom lost an electron.

It said, “Man, I really ought to keep an ion them.”

I Don’t Like Them

I don’t like computer science jokes.

Not one bit.

Chernobyl Visits

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl.

It’s seven.

A collection of funny biology jokes

Biology Jokes

What do you mean you don’t like plant jokes? What stomata with you! You’re sure to love these biology jokes, puns and one liners anyway.

A collection of funny chemistry jokes

Chemistry Jokes

You’ll really be able to bond with your family and friends if you share these chemistry jokes with them – they’re sure to get a reaction!

Schrodinger’s Cat

Schrodinger’s Cat recently went on a crime spree.

He’s wanted dead and alive.

Sodium Atoms

Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar…

Followed by Batman.

Racist Scientists

What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium.

Strange Eclipse

What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?

An Apocaclipse.


If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria.

I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.

A collection of funny physics jokes

Physics Jokes

These funny physics jokes certainly have great potential! Enjoy them now.

A selection of the most hilarious science puns

Science Puns

These have been scientifically proven to be the funniest science puns!

Human Cloning

My wife said to me, “I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.”

I said, “That makes two of us.”

Break Up

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry.

Mix Up

My son came home from school and told me he’d mixed up the cranium and the skull on his science test.

I said, “That was a boneheaded mistake.”

Black Hole Collision

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

Unit Of Power

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?

Class: Watt.



What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data.

The other is a hardware standard.

Chemical Attack

I was walking through the park last night when one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another guy covered me in sulphuric acid.

It was terrible. I didn’t know how to react.

Physics Book

After 20 years of working on it, I’ve finally finished my physics book.

It’s about time.

Smart Animals

Did you know that porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth?

Yeah, that’s right – science has proven them to be pretty sharp.

Disproved Rule

The old rule says I before E except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

A page of funny math jokes and puns

Math Jokes

Sum-thing tells us you’ll love these funny math jokes!

A selection of hilarious math puns - definitely addictive and nothing derivative here!

Math Puns

There’s nothing divisive about these hilarious math puns!

A collection of funny nerd jokes and humor

Nerd Jokes

You have to be a bit of a geek to understand these funny nerd jokes. If you are, they’re hilarious!

Are you an Einstein? Find out with these science trivia questions and answers

Science Trivia

Test your knowledge with these fun science trivia questions and answers!

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Space Jokes

This starry collection of funny space jokes and puns really is out of this world!

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Time Travel Jokes

There’ll never be a better time to read these funny time travel jokes and time machine jokes!

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Atom Jokes

We’re positive you’ll form a bond with these funny atom jokes!

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Radiation Jokes

Let’s find out if you reactor not to these hilarious radiation jokes!

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