These wisdom teeth jokes are really smart! In fact, they’re tooth funny for words! So brace yourself, here they are – enjoy them!
Funny Wisdom Teeth Jokes & Puns
One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “If you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”
“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.
“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.”
“Nope,” moans the man, “It’s still too much.”
“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “If I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.”
“Marvelous,” says the man, “Book my wife in for next Tuesday!”
Why could the god of thunder not speak well after he got his wisdom teeth pulled?
Because he was too Thor.
Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?
It’s called “An Inconvenient Tooth”.
A boys mouth is hurting and it’s determined that be needs to get his wisdom teeth out.
He and his dad go in to the dentist and he’s put under with some laughing gas and gets the procedure done.
When he wakes up he’s sore from the procedure and says, “Ugh! I feel like I just got into a fight.”
His dad responds, “Well yea, the dentist knocked you out.”
Why didn’t the dentist let Jack Nicholson keep his extracted wisdom teeth?
He can’t handle the tooth!
Which teeth are the brightest?
The wisdom teeth.
I miss my wisdom teeth since I had them removed.
I was pretty attached to them.
Ive found that there are negatives and positives to getting your wisdom teeth removed
Unfortunately I can’t eat much of anything for about a week but the good thing is I’ve lost about 8 pounds since the surgery! Who knew they weighed so much!
My son was complaining about his wisdom teeth hurting.
I told him, “That’s why they are called ‘wisdom’ teeth – because they smart!”
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