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Funny Tooth Fairy Jokes & Puns
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Who’s the poorest person in West Virginia?
The Tooth Fairy.
How do you know the Tooth Fairy is a journalist?
They’re always searching for the tooth.
I fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up, it was gone and replaced with a shiny new silver dollar…
Darn that Blue-Tooth Fairy!
We’re so poor…
That the Tooth Fairy gave us food stamps.
Before falling on hard times, the Tooth Fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
The Tooth Fairy teaches children that…
They can sell body parts for money.
Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?
The Tooth Fairy.
The Tooth Fairy wasn’t too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow…
Tooth be trolled.
Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth.
Why do we say The Tooth Fairy and not The Grin Reaper?
“Are you the Tooth Fairy?” my seven year old asked, after yet another tooth fell out.
Very impressed that she picked up on this, I assured her that I am in fact the Tooth Fairy.
My bubble was burst a few minutes later, when after thinking for a few seconds she asked, “How do you get into the other kids houses?”
Why did the Tooth Fairy go to a psychiatrist?
Because she no longer believed in herself.
What if teeth are worth thousands…
And the Tooth Fairy ripped me off all those years?
Tell that Tooth Fairy she better pay me…
Or she’ll find a surprise under her pillow.
How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?
The Tooth Fairy.
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