Brace yourself for the funniest braces jokes around! These are no stop-gaps and they’re certainly not long in the tooth! Enjoy them.
Funny Braces Jokes & Puns
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
I had a neck brace fitted recently.
I haven’t looked back since.
What do you call someone who discriminates against people who wear braces?
People said I couldn’t come up with a joke about crooked teeth.
Well, brace yourselves.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
I didn’t believe the doctor when he told me I needed leg braces fitting.
But I stand corrected.
What does an orthodontist do on a thrill ride?
She braces herself.
I went to get impressions for braces last week and the orthodontist just called me back to get more made.
I mustn’t have made a good first impression.
I like my girlfriend’s new glow-in-the-dark braces.
Her smile really lights up the room now.
The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.
A blonde goes to the dentist and is told she needs braces.
“Why? I can walk just fine,” she says. The dentist explains that the braces are for her teeth.
She says, “But my teeth don’t walk!”
What kind of music do kids with braces listen to?
I’ve got a really good joke about dentists.
Why did the anthropod need braces?
It had a trilobite.
I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm.
I just got braces yesterday.
It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Put your money where your mouth is”.
Orthodontists across the country are going on strike.
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