Hurricane Jokes

A hurricane is a tropical cyclone where wind speeds are over 74 mph. That’s some wind, but one thing that definitely won’t quickly blow over is your laughter in response to these hilarious hurricane jokes! Enjoy them!

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Funny Hurricane Jokes

It’s too early for hurricane jokes.

Wait for everything to blow over first.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?

Mast destruction.

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?

All over the place.

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.

De Brie is everywhere.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?

A hurricane.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?

Look near the c.

A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof.

Oof.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

A hurricane walks into a bar.

The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

I asked my Hindu friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane.

He said, “Na-ama-ste.”

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?

Because they’re always turning around.

What did the hurricane say to the coast?

I have my eye on you.

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?

Bridge over troubled water.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye.

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