Fog Jokes & Puns

Did you know the difference between fog and mist is how far you can see through them? We didn’t have the foggiest, but we thought it would be a mist opportunity if we didn’t bring you these hilarious fog jokes & puns! So we thought we’d better clear the air and publish them for you! Enjoy!

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Funny Mist And Fog Jokes

I tried to catch the fog.

But I mist.

A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.

He must belong to an extreme mist organization.

My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.

I’m optimistic!

I got lost in the mist today.

I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.

I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.

Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

I tried playing baseball in the fog today.

It was a bit hit and mist.

Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.

It was a grave mist-stake.

What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?

A mist steak.

I thought I saw some fog yesterday.

But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.

Did you hear about the guy who went walking in the fog?

He was mist.

What’s a bigamist?

It’s what Italians call a thick fog.

What do you call a negative fog?

A pessimist.

What happens when the fog lifts over Los Angeles?


I’ve never understood fog machines.

They mystify me to this day.

My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I replied, “I don;t see myself doing that.”

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don’t know. It’s a mistery.

It was pretty foggy outside today.

I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.

She is sadly mist.

Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.

But it’s actually a common mist-conception.

My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with an extra large fog machine.

It was a huge mist opportunity.

The actor screwed up the scene in the movie where he walked through an incredibly light rain.

It was a mist take.

I over boiled some venison broth earlier.

It was deerly mist.

If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow would I be mist?

Women always find me interesting and mysterious on the first date.

I knew that the fog machine under the table was a good idea.

There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.

I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.

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