It’s So Hot Jokes

There’s nothing cooler than these It’s So Hot jokes! So if it’s hot where you are right now, give them a read before they become too hot to handle!

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Funny It’s So Hot Jokes

It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.

It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.

It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.

It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.

It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.

It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.

It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.

It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out the ground.

It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast.

It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting.

It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.

It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.

It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.

It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.

It’s so hot my Pop Tarts popped.

It’s so hot E. L. James titled her next book “Fifty Shades of Red”.

It’s so hot you can’t make a chili dog.

It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.

It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.

It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.

It’s so hot even white collar workers are red necks.

It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.

It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”

It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.

It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.

It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.

It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.

It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.

It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.

It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.

It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.

It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.

It’s so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs.

It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen.

It’s so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze.

It’s so hot even the bee’s perm has become unmanageable and now she’s a frizzbee.

It’s so hot the Betty Ford clinic has opened a wet bar.

It’s so hot in the Apple store because they have no Windows.

It’s so hot outside that I poured McDonald’s hot coffee on my lap just to cool off.

It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.

It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started tele-marketing.

It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders.

It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

It’s so hot I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl.

It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.

It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.

It’ so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.

It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.

It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.

It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.

It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.

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