Spring Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d spring into action and bring you these funny spring jokes and puns! They must be a tree-mendous re-leaf but watch you don’t wet your plants laughing at them!

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Funny Spring Jokes

How did the tree feel in spring?

Releaved.

What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

Seasoning.

I’m so excited for spring…

I wet my plants.

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?

They’re getting married in the spring.

What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?

Paddy O’Furniture.

Finally my winter fat is gone.

Now I have spring rolls.

What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?

Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.

When is the best time to buy a trampoline?

Spring time.

A family of moles awakens from hibernation.

The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says, “I smell tulips it must be spring”.

The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says, “I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring”.

The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says, “All I smell is molasses”.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?

Because of Mayweather.

I found some spring water I bought 3 months ago.

I guess it’s summer water now.

Just saw the first sign of spring on a tree.

What a releaf.

Why did the bucket bounce?

Because it was filled with spring water.

What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed?

Off springs.

When does a pregnant bed bug give birth?

In the spring.

You are locked in a room only with a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?

You eat the dates and drink from the springs.

When do people start using their trampolines more?

Spring time.

Why doesn’t Mrs Claus like to go outside in spring?

Because of all the rain, dear.

I hate spring cleaning.

Darn things bounce all over the place.

How does spring move around?

Spring rolls.

As a lad, I was always afraid of water coming from the ground.

I was a spring chicken.

Why didn’t the man want a spring mattress?

Because it was still winter.

Spring is here but I can’t plant flowers yet.

I haven’t botany.

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

May day.

So a prisoner is about to be executed and the guards ask him, “What do you want your last meal to be?!

“Strawberries,” he responds.

“But it’s winter. We can’t get strawberries until spring.”

“Eh. I’ll wait.”

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best.

Winter: Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!

Spring: Well sure but come springtime everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can’t get much better than that!

Summer: Yes but I am undoubtedly the overall best season, girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can’t top that. What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?

Autumn: * leaves *

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