March Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t ‘Ide them any longer so we thought we’d spring into action and bring you these funny March jokes and puns to let the laughter rain down!

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Funny March Jokes

What is a soldier’s least favorite day?

March Forth.

Why are so many people tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31 day March.

I asked my wife when her birthday was…

She said March 1st.

So I walked around the room and asked again.

What’s Irish and comes out during March?

Paddy O’ Furniture.

Can February March?

No, but April May.

Why are babies born on March 31st the easiest to prank on April Fool’s Day?

They were literally born yesterday.

Which crime fighter likes March the most?


Sometimes February feels like it will last forever…

But time Marches on.

Make sure you get a lot of sleep tonight…

Because tomorrow, we begin a 31 day March.

Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?

It’s spring-time.

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…

Eat two, Brute.

On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first telephone call.

Moments later, he learned his auto warranty had expired.

My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body.

He’ll be born in March.

What’s an army general’s favorite date?

March 4th.

What goes up when March rain comes down?

An umbrella.

March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

What March flowers grow on faces?


What can be seen in the middle of March, but can’t be seen at the start or end?

The letter “r”.

What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?


March 30th is world bipolar day.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

Why isn’t cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it’s still Lint.

My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs.

They said “It’s March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!”

I said, “Oh… I wish it could be Christmas everyday.”

Did you know there’s a march for people that love the third month of the year.

Jokes About March

If you liked these puns and jokes about March, be sure to take a look around the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as our April jokes as well as these:

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