We didn’t need any egging on to bring you these hilarious kids’ Easter jokes!
Easter is a great time for kids – they get to go on Easter egg hunts and eat loads of chocolate. To celebrate the occasion, here are our favorite funny Easter jokes for kids. (If you’re looking for funny Easter jokes for adults, click here).
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.”
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course…
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise and hare-obics.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after he got caught in the rain?
With a hare-dryer!
I was going to go to a costume party as an Easter Egg.
Foiled again.
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?
Eggs marks the spot.
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker.
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
Ones with hoppy endings.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What did the Easter Bunny do after his wedding?
He went on his bunnymoon.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
How many eggs can you fit in an empty Easter basket?
One. After that, the basket isn’t empty anymore.
How does Easter end?
With the letter R.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
Hare brained.
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny.
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At IHop.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial.
How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
Because he’s an egghead.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled.
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it’s always on a sundae.
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks recently?
Where does Dracula keep his Easter eggs?
In his Easter casket.
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they’re eggs-tinct.
What happens if you get married at Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.
More Funny Jokes
If you liked our funny Easter jokes for kids, why not check out the rest of LaffGaff? For example, our stupid jokes for kids or our maths jokes for kids. Not to mention our other holiday jokes and other laughs, including these:
