Funny April Jokes
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31 day March.
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels joke.
Why do Native Americans hate April?
Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
What is Mr. T’s favourite month?
For April Fools, my girlfriend replaced my Alpha-Bits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why was the donkey annoying his friend?
It was April Mules Day.
I promise this joke does not contain any horse puns whatsoever…
Did you know bees become indecisive after April?
They become maybees.
My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body.
He’ll be born in April.
The best time to propose is on April 1st.
If they say no you can yell April Fools.
Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes!
Luckily he found the May tricks.
Which monster loves April Fools Day the most?
Which day of the year do monkeys like best?
The first of Ape-ril.
How do we know that it was a rainy April in 1620?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
How are Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day different?
On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful.
A man visits a wise man and meets his three daughters.
He’s staying for the night and each of the girls come to him in turn to offer their hospitality.
The first one tells him her name is June because she was born in June.
She is well practiced in fortune telling and gives him advice on the future.
The second one tells him her name is August because she was born in August.
She practices medicine and gives him a complete physical.
The third one tells him her name is Maple because she was born in the neighboring town.
She tells him of a great treasure buried beneath the family stables.
After digging for an entire night, he returns empty-handed to the house covered in dirt and animal excrement.
He complains to the wise man about Maple’s deception.
The wise man replies, “Oh you must have met April. April fools.”
I’m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fools day.
But my patrons saw right through it.
I just ran over my dog.
April fools! I don’t know whose dog it was.
What do you call a bear caught in April showers?
A drizzly bear.
What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend?
What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
April Stool’s Day.
She: “I cheated on you.”
He: “Me too.”
She: “April, 1.”
He: “March, 20.”
Why can April jump so high?
I played an April Fool’s joke on my parkour team this morning.
They all fell for it.
I knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st.
His entire life was one big joke.
April Fools Day:
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
My dad still hasn’t come back yet.
I’m starting to think it wasn’t an April Fools joke.
What’s the worst part about April Fools?
Jokes without punchlines.
Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?
It starts off Fool.
What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station on April Fools Day and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A police spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have nothing to go on.”
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools Day.
They were literally born yesterday.