Every snowflake is unique and so are these hilarious snow jokes and puns! We didn’t want to freeze you out from them, so here they are! Rest assured they’re not flaky at all, only the very best examples if you catch our drift. Enjoy!
Funny Snow Jokes
I do enjoy when frozen water falls from the sky, but only every snow often.
“Is it raining or snowing, Joseph?”
It’s Hail, Mary.
I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.
It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.
How do you stop snow getting in your mouth in a blizzard?
Grit your teeth.
I used to be a fortune teller but I was really bad at it as I could only predict really bad winter storms.
Turns out I was using a snow globe.
Why do Native Americans hate the snow?
Because it’s white and settles all over their land.
Why do mountains never get cold?
Because they have snow-caps.
What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow?
Fro-zen.
I was going to tell you a joke about snow.
But it’s a bit flaky.
1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow.
1s hands got so cold that they went numb.
2s hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.
I was shoveling the snow off the driveway with my son today.
He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a shovel?”
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
When are clouds most likely to snow?
When they’re chilled out.
Why did the psychic read their book in the snow?
To improve their cold reading.
I got knocked off my bike last night by a lunatic driving a salt lorry through deep snow.
“You complete idiot!” I shouted.
Through gritted teeth.
Grandma’s been staring sadly through the window ever since it started to snow.
If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.
What is a snow-shaped Batman made of?
Just-ice.
What do you call Russian snowmen?
Snow-viets.
What did the snow plougher say to the car drivers before clearing snow?
Snow problem.
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?
It’s snow laughing matter.
Why does the NSA hate igloos?
Because they’re snow dens.
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow, but now icy.
I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.
Well I’m guessing she was poor.
She only had $1.58 in her purse.
Why was the snow yellow?
Elsa let it go.
