Ohio Jokes And Puns

Did you know seven US Presidents were born in Ohio? Anyway, here’s a great collection funny Ohio jokes and puns for you to enjoy!

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Funny Ohio Jokes

Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio?

It’s a little place between Dayton and Marion.

What did the o say to the other o?


What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?


What happens when a blonde moves from Michigan to Ohio?

Both states become smarter.

Why couldn’t the baby Jesus be born in Ohio?

Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

A police officer pulls over an elderly couple.

He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.

The wife, hard of hearing, asks, “What?! What did he say to you?”

The husband replies, “He wants my license!”

The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.

The wife yells, “What?! What did he say to you?”

The husband yells back, “He says I was speeding!”

As the officer looks at the license he notices they’re from Ohio.

“You know, I used to live in Ohio. Worst place ever. I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldn’t cook, constantly belittled me, and the love-making was just awful.”

The old lady once again yells, “What?! What did he say to you?”

The husband yells back, “He said you two used to date!”

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

Fact: 24 astronauts and the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio.

Something about that state makes people want to flee the Earth.

Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box?

They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT?


Ohayo means “good morning” in Japanese.

And that is the most interesting thing about Ohio.

What state in the US speaks Japanese?


We went to a parade in rural Ohio yesterday and saw a lot of Amish folks.

But I did not see anyone that was completely Am.

How do you get a man in Ohio to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

What does a Ohio native and a bottle of beer have in common?

They’re both empty from the neck up.

Which city in Ohio has the best bakery?


What did the guy who learned the abbreviations for Ohio and Oklahoma say?


When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that.

But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:


Did you hear about the kidnapping at that school in Ohio?

Don’t worry, they woke up.

Old McDonald bought a farm, right outside of Cleveland.


My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn’t figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.

I told her it was border line abuse.

I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores.

Not a bird was singing and the lake was still.

It was Erie.

What city do the most successful urologists come from?

Yellow Springs, Ohio.

What happens when two Os meet?


What state is always surprised to see you?


Ohio Jokes

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