These funny rock and roll jokes really do rock so there’s no need to drum up support for them! You definitely won’t take them for granite!
Funny Rock And Roll Jokes
What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much rock and roll?
Someone should combine a rocking chair and a wheelchair.
They could call it rock and roll.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock and roll.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll.
Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun?
They say it’s rock and roll.
I asked my son, “Hey, what do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?”
He shrugged and said he had no idea, so I answered …
“A rock and roll band!”
What do you call a gunship playing rock and roll?
Did you know the first musical genius known in history was Sisyphus?
He was the original master of rock and roll.
Hey! Did you know that rock and roll can be used as a foundation?
We built this city on it!
Smashmouth belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
At least that’s what somebody once told me.
I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.
It was a twist ending.
A modern man tries to take a women from the Stone Age on a date.
She wanted to go see a rock and roll concert but since he was cheap he took her for granite.
My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.
Because they were always having sax.
I just bought my son a rock and roll dog…
Joe Cocker Spaniel.
Why do they call it rock and roll?
Because rolling a boulder would be a lot harder.
Rock and roll might not be rocket science …
But it does require rock it fuel.