Drummer Jokes

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Funny Drummer Jokes And Puns

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,

Tsss!

What happened when the drummer broke the rules?

He suffered the repercussions.

The best gift I ever got was a broken drum.

You can’t beat it.

I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called ‘Prevention’.

We were better than The Cure.

A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.

I told him he could count me in.

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff…

Ba-dumm-tsss.

How do you catch a drummer?

You put out a snare.

I knew a drummer who became a policeman years ago.

He’s still pounding the beat.

What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Why do cryptographers make terrible drummers?

They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.

What happens if you forget to record the drummer?

There will be repercussions.

What did the drummer call his twin sons?

Tom.

What do you say when there’s a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?

Abandon ship!

“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”

“If you do, there will be repercussions.”

My friend used to like to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It was a little drum attic.

When they told me that my drum couldn’t be fixed, it didn’t resonate very well.

My neighbor rang my door bell at 3 AM this morning. Can you believe it! 3 AM!!

Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

If you yell, “Encore!” at the end of a drum line performance…

Be ready to deal with the repercussions.

I re-skinned my drums with the skin of my faithful steed Chestnut.

I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I’m just beating a dead horse.

I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music.

I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums.

The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.

The first night, the man didn’t sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief.

“Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?”

The chief replied, “The drums must not stop.”

The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.

That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.

“Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn’t the drums cease for just one night for my health?”

The chief replied, “The drums must not stop.”

The man, exasperated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.

That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.

“Chief, I’ve just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!”

The chief replied, “The drums must not stop.”

“Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!”

The chief replied, “Bass solo.”

People are like drums…

If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along.

I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.

He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

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