Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.


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Latest Funny Short Jokes

After Match Party

After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

Leg Day

Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym.

It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand.

Queen Albums

I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

Shared Parking

I have a shared parking lot with my neighbor.

I don’t like him much, but I’ve decided to try to be his friend. After all…

We have a lot in common

Last Wish

My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.