These funny eyebrow jokes and puns will certainly make you raise your eyebrows in surprise at how hilarious they are! Have fun brow-sing them!
Funny Eyebrow Jokes
I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention Botox…
No-one even raises an eyebrow.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
A naturist cosmetic surgeon recently moved in to my sleepy little town.
He raised a few eyebrows.
I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.
Dad didn’t look surprised when I told him.
After suffering for years with really bushy eyebrows, I finally bought an eyebrow trimmer.
It’s changed the way I see the world.
I rang to schedule an appointment with the lady who does my eyebrows.
She said she could pencil me in.
Scientists have discovered a new element that makes people raise their eyebrows.
They are calling it the element of surprise.
The eyebrows agree that they deserve a raise.
They say to the man, “hey, we’ve done exactly what you’ve asked for years with little compensation. We deserve a raise!”
The man looked surprised.
The eyebrows said, “Thank you.”
My forehead is very lenient with my eyebrows.
It gives them a lot of wiggle room.
What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows?
Browsing.
I recently made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention.
Thankfully, it didn’t raise any eyebrows.
I’m exercising my eyebrow muscles by raising them high.
Try it. You’ll be surprised.
A few thousand years ago, a Greek man walked into the local tailor shop and handed over several tunics.
The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: “Euripides?”
Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, “Eumenides?”
Why did the eyebrow stylist go to jail?
Because he was charged with tweezin’.
A bartender noticed a hideous man at the bar surrounded by several hot women.
The bartender said to him, “Please don’t get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn’t help noticing you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and, forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I’ve seen. In fact, you are quite ugly. Now normally, I would think that these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell by the way you’re dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it’s not the money. Tell me, sir what is it about you that attracts all these babes?”
The man paused a moment, licked his eyebrows, and said, “I haven’t the faintest idea.”
What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow?
‘Sup brow?
I work at a barber shop and I recently started giving free eyebrow trims to anyone that got a haircut.
Everyone looks surprised.
I can’t follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows.
They are way over my head.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows.
What did the esthetician say to the rude customer demanding a free eyebrow job?
I just don’t give a pluck.
The other day the wife asked me where is the best place to get eyebrow tattoos done.
I told here, just above the eyes.
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