We don’t mean to be big-headed but we think these are the best big forehead jokes and roasts! Please don’t let them go to your head!
Funny Big Forehead Jokes
Your Forehead Is So Big Jokes
Your forehead is so big the photo on your Driver’s License says “To be continued on the back.”
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big it’s a $20 taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big it makes Kanye’s ego look small.
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that if you had a stroke, it would look like a landslide gone wrong.
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big it could carry all the passengers of the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big that if Michaelangelo ever started painting frescoes on your forehead it would take him four years to complete it.
Your forehead is so big you use an extra mattress as a pillow.
Your forehead is so big it’s like your face started melting.
General Big Forehead Jokes
What do you call a really big forehead?
I wasn’t staring at you…
I was trying to figure out if that’s your forehead or the moon.
You could power the whole neighborhood if you attached a solar panel to your forehead.
The good news is that you could make a lot of money by selling billboard space on your forehead.
They made a documentary specifically about you.
They called it Coneheads.
With a forehead like yours, Dora would get lost exploring it.
That’s not a forehead…
That’s a forecourt.
At least you’ll never go broke…
You can always rent out parking spots on your forehead.
You look like someone drew a face on a balloon and then squeezed the bottom.
Don’t worry, the forehead jokes are receding just like your hairline.
I bumped into Thanos and laughed really hard at the size of his chin and forehead.
Successfully climbing your forehead is the biggest achievement anyone can achieve as a mountain climber.
More Funny Jokes & Insults
If you enjoyed our funny jokes about big foreheads, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes and insults, including these: