We thought there’d be hell toupee if we didn’t bring you these funny wig jokes and puns! Take your time combing through them – they’re hair-raisingly funny!
Funny Wig Jokes
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
Not everyone looks good with a wig.
But I think you could really pull it off.
Someone just robbed the local wig store.
The police are combing the area.
My girlfriend caught me trying to stick a tiny blonde wig and a guitar onto a wasp.
She pleaded, “Don’t do that! You’ll make him Sting!”
What’s the best thing about free wigs?
You don’t have toupee for them.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn.
He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad – and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I went to a Christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig.
It was a blessing in disguise.
Some people think the cost of wigs is too high.
Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
James Bond gets called into M’s office.
M: I have a job for you. You will have to disguise yourself as a blond businessman called John Smith.
Bond: But I have dark hair! Do you expect me to wear a wig or something?!
M: No mister Bond, I expect you to dye.
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today – only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline.
What do you call a blonde in a brunette wig?
Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?
If you do, there will be El Toupee.
When Beethoven was asked to wear a wig…
It fell on deaf ears.
A worker tells his boss about a great idea.
The boss says, “Let me think about it,” then pulls a bad 80’s wig from his desk and puts it on.
The worker asks, “What’s that for?”
The boss says, “I need to mull-it over…”
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight?
That was a pretty bald move.
I stole a wig.
I just didn’t want toupee for it.
What do you call a bad wig shop?
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig.
So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven’t looked Bach since!
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
I got kicked out of the wig shop because I didn’t want toupee.
An old woman walks into a bank.
The bank was the most reputed one in the small town.
Clerk: “May I help you madam?”
Woman:”I want to open an account and deposit $1,000,000.”
Since it was a lot of money, the clerk sent the woman to the manager’s office.
Manager: “Please don’t mind my asking but how do you happen to have such a large sum of money.”
Woman: “I win bets, for a living.”
Manager: “I am confused.”
Woman: “I can bet that you are actually bald and wearing a wig.”
Manager(thinking that she is mad): “Well this is real hair, you may check it yourself.”
Woman: “How about a bet of a thousand bucks? Tomorrow I will come with my lawyer and check your hair.”
The manager, thinking that he would surely win, nodded.
The next day the woman walked in with a lawyer.
The manager said he was ready and the woman began pulling his hair.
Seeing this the lawyer fainted.
The manager cried, “What happened to him?”
Woman: “Nothing, I bet with him that I could pull the hair of the manager of this town’s most reputed bank and he would let me do so. Poor guy just lost half a million dollars.”