Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Collections of the best and funniest clean Yo Mama jokes for kids and adults alike. Yo Mama jokes (also known variously as Yo Mamma, Yo Moma and Yo Momma jokes) are, to quote Wikipedia:

used to insult the target by way of their mother. Used as an insult, “yo mama jokes” prey on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive.

Below are our favorite clean examples of these insults, so you’ll never be short of a funny comeback again, especially if someone insults your mom!

A selection of funny yo momma / yo mama jokes

Best Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama’s cooking so bad, the homeless give it back.

Every Yo Momma joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of people. Kinda like yo momma.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

Yo mama’s so crazy, whenever she runs she takes a psycho-path.

Yo mama so fat, when she go camping, the bears have to put their food in a tree.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so fat she on both sides the family.

Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama’s so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama’s so classless, she’s a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

Yo mama’s so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pool and they found water on Mars.

Yo mama’s so fat, her wedding music was the Jurassic Park theme.

Yo mama so fat when I climbed on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.

More Funny Yo Mama Jokes

A collection of the best Yo Mama So Fat jokes.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

They’re cruel and they’re mean, but these Yo Mama So Fat jokes also hilarious!

A selection of funny Yo Mama So Poor jokes

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo momma so poor, but these jokes certainly aren’t – they’re rich in laughter!

A great collection of funny Yo Mama So Ugly jokes.

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly but there’s nothing ugly about these particular Yo Mama jokes; they’re beautifully funny!

A page of funny Yo Mama So Old jokes

Yo Mama So Old Jokes

These funny Yo Momma So Old jokes will certainly never get old!

A collection of the best Yo Mama So Short jokes

Yo Mama So Small Jokes

You’ll never be caught short for an insult again thanks to this collection of Yo Mama So Short jokes to make your nemesis feel small!

A stupidly funny collection of yo mama so stupid jokes

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

There are no more popular insults than Yo Mama So Stupid jokes. So here’s a collection of all the very best examples.

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