We had a real light bulb moment when we came up with the idea to bring you these funny light bulb jokes and puns to brighten your day!
We couldn’t keep you in the dark any longer, so here they are!
Funny Light Bulb Jokes
Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke.
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
Why must it be a group activity?
How many Mexicans does it need to change a light bulb?
Only Juan.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that’s a hardware problem.
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5678.
How many Dads does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that’s what kids are for.
Advice needed: I was asked to turn on a light bulb.
And I suck at flirting. I’m in the dark on this one.
How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only two, but they’ll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ll just beat the room for being black.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
Steven.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One… Or two.
One……… Or two.
What kind of light bulbs do they use in Machu Picchu?
Incan-descent.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
Don’t eat light bulbs.
It’s not a bright idea for a light snack.
Why did two light bulbs go out?
They liked each other.
How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too.
How many sisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nun.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
About a Brazilian.
How many “friend zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it won’t screw.
How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, he holds the bulb up and the world revolves around him.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They’re efficient and not very funny.
What do you call a lamp in a Peruvian staircase?
An Incan descent light bulb.
How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?
It’s a pretty obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it.
How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Never split the party.
Why was the light bulb arrested?
For incandescent exposure.
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’ll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
What does Spock say when he changes a fluorescent light bulb?
Live long and phosphor.
How many “suh dudes” does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, it’s already lit brah.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
How many people with amnesia does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn’t matter.
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It’s already lit, fam.
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb? ‘Cause I had this other idea…
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all use gas lighting.
How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. It has to be seven.
They say you shouldn’t trust the media because that influences how you see the world.
In reality, you can’t trust light bulb manufacturers because they only show you what you want to see.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
What did the deaf light bulb say when it got proposed to?
Watt?
How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.
How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?
Do you have a ticket for that?
How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey wanna go play catch?
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That’s not funny.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just kidding, you can’t change anything in the United States.
How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
He said “screw” lolol.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:
Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly from fixture to fixture, the altitude of defective bulb must first be determined upon which point the lawyer or lawyers shall at their option choose an appropriate means of elevation including but not limited to a chair, stepstool, table, or ladder;
Whereas the height of said means of elevation may require support depending upon the altitude, trajectory, and any encumbrances including but not limited to furniture, stairs, load bearing members, and columns; and
Whereas the bulb must be disposed of depending on the type of bulb in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes;
The answer to the aforementioned question can only be answered in one way.
It depends.
How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
YOU DON’T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN’T THERE!!!!
Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?
Watts the difference!
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