Classified ads provide a useful function in society – they let people buy and sell things, and they also serve the vital role of reminding us just what kind of weirdos are out there. Here’s a selection of funny small ads to make you go WTF.
1. This Is A Grave Situation
- Buy used tombstone
- Change your name just before you die
- Profit…
2. A Love To Die For
…Or maybe you could buy it for your wife and get her to change her name to Homer HendelBergenHeinzel…
3. They’d Only Be Worth $1 If They Were Buck Teeth
Now here’s an offer you could really get your teeth into! Or would you be biting off more than you can chew?
4. What A Rott-en Picture
Aaannnddd…. speaking of something to get your teeth into – Mr Giggles really does look a bundle of fun and good with kids. If I was going to sell a dog, this is definitely the kind of picture I’d use!
5. Nothing To Crow About
Maybe he’s planning to stick them together to make vel-crows?
6. That Seems ‘Armless Enough
The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone… the arm bone’s connected to the… oh, wait!
7. A Right Balls-Up
It sounds like someone took their eye off the ball when getting it signed.
8. That’s A Bad Cat-titude
I’m guessing there are at least nine scratches if the cat’s been killed. I guess they don’t pussy around.
9. Are They Taking The P*ss?
Urine a fine mess if you buy this mattress…
10. Holy Cow! Or A Load Of Bull?
Those 500lb Angus steers can be tricky little blighters to keep track of; they’re so easily misplaced.
11. A Pay Cut? Just The Job
Notice it says “staring pay” not “starting pay”. Maybe it’s just the job you’ve been looking for?
12. The Lengths Some People Will Go To
I wasn’t quite sure whether to erm.. put this one in.
13. That Sounds Fowl
I guessed they were stuffed, but at least that means here’s an offer to gobble up.
14. Ring If Interested?
The hoops you have to jump through to get a job these days!
15. Must Be Prepared To Travel… Time Travel, That Is
If you really wanted to spice things up, you could use a thyme machine…
Funny Small Ads
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