Cute Jokes And Puns

Everyone loves cute jokes and puns; it’s impossible not to! And they don’t get any cuter than these pun-tastic examples.

And as they’re suitable for all the family, you can all enjoy this collection of cute jokes and puns together. If you do find them funny, be sure to check out our stupid jokes for kids and adults too.

Really cute jokes

Best Cute Jokes & Cute Puns

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?


Why was the bee’s hair sticky?

Because he used a honey-comb.

What noise does a chicken’s phone make?

Wing wing.

What does homework stand for?

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

What do whales eat for their tea?

Fish and ships.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.

Where do hamburgers dance?

At a meat ball.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

The re-tail store.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

You’ve got a really good point.

What type of dog does Dracula own?

A bloodhound.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

What kind of cup can’t you drink out of?

A cup-cake.

What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?

Smarty pants.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun guy.

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?


What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What kind of dog lives at the North Pole?

A chilli dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing.

Did you hear about the pregnant cat that ate a bowl of wool?

She had mittens.

What pet makes the loudest noise?

A trum-pet.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look flushed.

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

Why did the cookie go to hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look Grandpa, no hands.

What do you get when you cross some fish with some elephants?

Swimming trunks.

Which building has the most storeys?

The library.

Why should you never tell jokes to a window?

In case it cracks up.

What do lawyers wear for work?


What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?

A vel-crow.

What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

Why can’t dalmatians play hide and seek?

Because they’d get spotted.

What’s the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

What bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow.

More Funny Jokes & Puns

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