Droid Jokes And Puns

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Funny Droid Jokes

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid.

What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace?


The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

What is a robot from the North Pole called?

A polar-droid.

What do you call it when a droid passes gas?

An R2-D toot.

Two droids were having an argument.

But BB1.

In Star Wars, what language is used to program droids?


Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid?


Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8.

What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?

“E tu, D2?”

What do you call a droid that got sprayed by a skunk?


What was the smelly Star Wars droid called?


Have you heard about the new non-profit public service droid?


If a Star Wars Droid gets mad at you…

Is he C3PO’d?

I tried out for the Star Wars Baseball team.

I didn’t make it; tested positive for droids.

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