Fashion Jokes And Puns

Good jokes never go out of fashion and so these funny fashion jokes and puns will always be on trend! We’re sure they’ll be your style of humor!

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Funny Fashion Jokes

Did you hear about the man brought in by the fashion police?

They questioned him over his criminal ties.

My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.

I just read that it’s fashionable nowadays for parents to choose Spanish-Scandinavian names for their babies.

Yeah, there’s Juan Bjorn every minute.

Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense.

Like homie what were you doing in the closet that whole time.

I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, “That’s a pretty watch you’ve got there! Does it tell you the time?”

She laughed and said, “No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!”

NBC is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln.

It will be shot before a live audience.

I only wear clothes made out of paper.

I guess you could call my fashion sense tearable.

What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?

Clothes-minded.

Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?

Because she’s really Sheik.

In college I studied American history and fashion design.

My final project was “Gettysburg, a dress”.

Do you know the problem with fashion Nazis?

They’re always arguing over who has the best jeans.

Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show?

There was no time to change attire.

Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend?

Remains to be seen.

News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops…

Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called “H-Bomb”?

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

A friend of mine has decided that people should only wear one type of fashion.

He’s very clothes-minded.

Fashion professionals only wear oversized clothes.

Because they XL in fashion.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off.

What’s the cheapest fashion?

Freestyle.

What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?

An article of clothing.

Did you hear about the murder on the catwalk?

A model was killed in bizarre fashion.

What did the fashion police say to the sweater?

I’m going to pull you over.

Why did the hoody smell like weed?

It was high fashion.

Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans.

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

A metro-gnome.

I know skinny jeans are fashionable.

But as a slightly chubby man, I just can’t seem to be able to pull them off.

My favourite way to dress is all in black.

My sense of fashion is second to nun.

Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?

A boo-tique.

What do mathematicians and fashion designers have in common?

They both use models.

Space suits are the pinnacle of haute couture.

They’re like 400+ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.

Mountain climbing gear is a distant second.

Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

John is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion”.

“Hey Zach,” he yells out “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

“Don’t make such a big deal out of it, it’s only an earring,” says Zach sheepishly.

“No really,” probes John. “How long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in our bed.”

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder…

So why haven’t beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?

My parents are old fashioned.

When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball.

And when I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist.

A fat fashion designer found a time machine one day.

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient Rome.

He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts.

That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer:

“Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?”

My friend is old fashioned.

Before proposing to his girlfriend, he asked her father.

But he was already married.

Why can’t fashion designers play Uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

If you arrive fashionably late in crocs…

You’re just late.

Never talk to me about fashion.

It just goes in one year and out the other.

It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.

She told me that I have serious healthy shoes.

Jokes About Fashion

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