What Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call jokes are short question and answer jokes and are one of the most popular forms of quick fire jokes in history. They are especially popular with kids, probably because of their brevity and how easy they are to remember and tell. Here is a selection of our favorite examples of What Do you Call jokes.

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105 Funny What Do you Call Jokes

What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel.


What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.


What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas.


What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware wolf.


What do you call a man with a wig on his head?

Aaron.


What do you call a Vicar on a moped?

Rev.


What do you call a Sikh trapeze artist?

Balan Singh.


What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.


What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Father-in-law.


What do you call a skunk who flies a helicopter?

A smelly-copter.


What do you call a man in a brown paper suit?

Russell.


What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?

The head.


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop.


What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.


What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head?

Claude.


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What do you call a women who throws her bills on the fire?

Bernadette.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.


What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

Edward.


What do you call a man driving a truck?

Laurie.


What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack.


What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?

Carol.


What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek.


What do you call a woman with a pole either side of her?

Annette.


What do you call a woman with slates on her head

Ruth.


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.


What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?

Frank.


What do you call a woman with one leg either side of a river?

Bridgette.


What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head?

Shelley.


What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?

Scott.


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork chop.


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What do you call a man who with a coat on his head?

Mac.


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buffa-loan.


What do you call a man who with two coats on his head?

Max.


What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.


What do you call a man who can’t stand up?

Neil.


What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesaurus.


What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?

Matt.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.


What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.


What do you call two men standing in the window?

Kurt and Rod.


What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.


What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife.


What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.


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What do you call a man who likes gardening?

Herb.


What do you call a flower under your nose?

Tulips.


What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

Adele.


What do you call a man who’s been buried for ten years?

Pete.


What do you call a man who’s not religious?

Godfrey.


What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.


What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?

Brenda.


What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

An ambulance.


What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

A chipmonk.


What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.


What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?

Hahmed.


What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?

Mohammed.


What do you call one cow spying on another?

A steak out.


What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

John.


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What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter.


What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?

Olive.


What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?

Kitty.


What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?

Marge.


What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix.


What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles.


What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?

Beatrix Potter.


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.


What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.


What do you call a cow with one leg?

A steak.


What do you call a cow that’s shaky?

Beef jerky.


What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

Bill.


What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.


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What do you call a policeman in bed?

An undercover detective.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.


What do you call a Mexican leaving the hospital?

Manuel.


What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An Orca-stra.


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.


What do you call two burglars?

A pair of knickers.


What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santaclaustrophobia.


What do you call a troll who tries very hard?

An ogre-achiever.


What do you call a solitary shark?

A “lone” shark.


What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

A horse.


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore.


What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck.


What do you call a ten-foot high stack of frogs?

A toad-em pole.


What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself?

Self tort.


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What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

Dewey.


What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business.


What do you call a wizard who takes a non-magical person into the wizarding world?

A smuggler.


What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

A cauliflower.


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.


What do you call a turtle that flies?

A shell-icopter.


What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

Gracias.


What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.


What do you call a hen that’s staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.


What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

Lou.


What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?

Lulu.


What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?

Anita.


What do you call a man with a large black and blue mark on his head?

Bruce.


What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?

Will.


What do you call a smelly Santa?

Farter Christmas.


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