What's the difference jokes?What's The Difference Jokes

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

One is heavy while the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?

One's a shaving Roman and the others a raving showman.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between a stripper and a cocktail waitress?

About 2 weeks.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker, the other's just a fish.

What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?

A pick-pocket snatches watches ...

What's the difference between a man and a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

What's the difference between the mafia and the government?

One of them is organized.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a dog?

Santa Claus wears a suit, and a dog just... pants!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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