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22 Funny What’s The Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you’d get stuck on that.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What’s the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
One is heavy while the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
What’s the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in the bath?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?
One’s a shaving Roman and the others a raving showman.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a stripper and a cocktail waitress?
About 2 weeks.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What is the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn’t pretend to be a social worker.
What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One’s a bottom-dwelling scum sucker, the other’s just a fish.
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A pick-pocket snatches watches …
What’s the difference between a man and a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
What’s the difference between the mafia and the government?
One of them is organized.
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a dog?
Santa Claus wears a suit, and a dog just… pants!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
More Funny Jokes
If you liked our What’s The Difference jokes, be sure to take a look at all our other funny jokes for lots more mirth and rib-tickling humor, including our What Do You Call jokes as well as these:
