Funny Ghost Jokes Anyone Can Remember

These scarily funny ghost jokes and puns are sure to raise your spirits! Yes, there’s no nightmarish bad jokes here, in fact they’re all dead funny! So enjoy!

A collection of spooky but funny ghost jokes

46 Hilarious Ghost Jokes For Kids

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?

Boo-tiques.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

Who do you call when the graveyard needs a spring clean?

Ghostdusters.

What do ghosts eat for tea?

Spook-etti.

What does the daddy ghost say to his family when they get in the car?

Fasten your sheet belts.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A hoblin’ goblin.

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”

Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain?

Because it dampens their spirits.

What’s the favorite game at ghosts’ birthday parties?

Hide And Shriek.

What’s a ghost’s favorite bedtime story?

Ghoul Deluxe And The Three Scares.

How do ghosts learn songs?

They read the sheet music.

How do ghosts travel?

On the ghost train.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the Boos.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

They’re mist.

How do ghosts like their eggs?

Terri-fried.

What do short-sighted ghosts wear?

Spook-tacles.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the Ghost Office.

What do ghosts eat for dessert?

Ice scream.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of bird?

A scare crow.

Where do ghosts live?

In a dead end street.

What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day scare centers.

What kind of ghosts do you find at the top of sky scrapers?

High spirits.

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?

Because you can see right through them.

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?

So long, sucker!

Why are the ghosts in graveyards so noisy?

Because of the coffin.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

Because he didn’t have a haunting license.

What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?

A dead ringer.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What kind of horses do ghosts ride?

Night-mares.

Why did the ghost go to the disco?

Because he liked to boo-gie.

What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week?

Fright-day.

Who writes all the books about haunted houses?

Ghostwriters.

What does a ghost call his true love?

His ghoul-friend.

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Because you can see right through them.

Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?

Because it’s super natural.

Why are ghosts so fat?

Because they’re scared to exorcise.

Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?

He heard they needed a little team spirit.

Wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

That’s the spirit.

Which room will you never see a ghost in?

The living room.

How do ghosts remember who to scare?

They have a to-boo list.

If you admire a female ghost…

Do you respectre?

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

When a street performer dies…

Does he become a ghost busker?

What do parent ghosts say to their children?

Spook when you’re spooken to.

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spook-hetti.

Who did the scary ghost invite to their party?

Any old friend they could dig up.

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Boo-berry pie.

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost in the car?

Fasten your sheet belt.

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?

A toasty ghosty.

Where did the ghost go on holiday?

Lake Eerie.

What do you call a ghost who shops in the sales?

A bargain haunter.

Where do ghosts like to trick or treat?

Dead ends.

How did Scrooge end up with the football?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?

Look at the board while I go through it again.

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny.

When do ghosts eat breakfast?

In the moaning.

What does a panda ghost eat?

Bam-boo.

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