Religion and going to church is obviously a serious business and not somewhere you’d expect to find a lot of funny jokes or humor, but it’s OK for everyone to laugh every once in a while (as long as it’s not during the sermon!). And you’re sure to laugh at our funny church bulletin bloopers.
That’s because it appears that they’re rarely proofread if the evidence of these church bulletin bloopers from around the world are anything to go by.
Best Church Bulletin Bloopers
Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson’s sermons.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped My Pledge – Up Yours.”
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend the tragedy.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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