We don’t mean to spill the beans but let’s taco bout funny taco jokes and puns! They don’t get any cornier or cheesier than these!
Funny Taco Jokes
I got gas for $1.19 today!
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza.
Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
Don’t accept friend requests from Taco Bell.
They are nacho friends.
Priest: Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.
Alcoholic: What about the guy who sells the liquor?
Priest: He will also go to Hell.
Alcoholic: Ok, what about the guy who sells pork tacos in the food truck outside the liquor store?
Priest: He too will go to Hell.
Alcoholic: In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.
If you put your ear up to a taco shell…
You can hear the Sí.
It’s very important to not leave out the word “each.”
For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or …
When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child.
I made some fish tacos last night.
But they just ignored them and swam away.
My wife’s Mexican cousin got mad.
I asked him what was wrong, he didn’t wanna taco bout it.
I don’t understand why some people say, “Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican.”
It gets the job done for less than half the cost.
That’s about as Mexican as it gets.
Never tell a taco a secret.
It could spill the beans.
I hate tacos!
Said no Juan ever!
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night.
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said, “Help, there are two armed men inside.”
I drove off laughing, thinking, “Well yeah, it would take forever to make tacos with one arm.”
There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco.
Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?
My buddy was sad after getting fired from Taco Bell, so being a caring friend I asked if he wanted to …
Taco bout it?
What do you call a cold little taco?
Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?
So we had a food fight contest in a Mexican restaurant.
Not exactly a joke, just something to taco bout.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
What does Mexican a clock say?
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny.
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
I ate a radioactive taco.
There was lots of fallout.
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily.
Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair.
There’s only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being asked what style of tacos I want.
I get hard every time.
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.
I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.