Taco Jokes And Puns

We don’t mean to spill the beans but let’s taco bout funny taco jokes and puns! They don’t get any cornier or cheesier than these!

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Funny Taco Jokes

I got gas for $1.19 today! Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

Don’t accept friend requests from Taco Bell. They are nacho friends.

My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out. I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.

I tried a Wookie steak taco the other day. It was a little Chewie.

Priest: Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell. Alcoholic: What about the guy who sells the liquor? Priest: He will also go to Hell. Alcoholic: Ok, what about the guy who sells pork tacos in the food truck outside the liquor store? Priest: He too will go to Hell. Alcoholic: In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.

If you put your ear up to a taco shell… You can hear the Sí.

Which Disney princess loves Mexican food? Taco Belle.

I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away.

My wife’s Mexican cousin got mad. I asked him what was wrong, he didn’t wanna taco bout it.

What’s Taco Bell’s secret sauce recipe? No idea, they keep it under wraps.

Never tell a taco a secret. It could spill the beans.

I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever!

What did the taco say to the burrito? Where have you bean?

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night. The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said, “Help, there are two armed men inside.” I drove off laughing, thinking, “Well yeah, it would take forever to make tacos with one arm.”

There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date? Aunt Chilada.

My buddy was sad after getting fired from Taco Bell, so being a caring friend I asked if he wanted to … Taco bout it?

What do you call a cold little taco? A brrr-ito.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor.

So we had a food fight contest in a Mexican restaurant. Not exactly a joke, just something to taco bout.

How many tacos can an octopus eat? Ten tacos.

What is a taco’s favorite dance? Salsa.

I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell. So I got a just in quesadilla.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Why did the taco chef take the day off work? Because they had a bad quesa the flu.

A taco and a burrito walk into a bar. The taco starts talking the bartender’s ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, “Hey, why is he so quiet?” The taco replies, “Oh, sorry. I’m just a lot more open than he is.”

What does Mexican a clock say? Tick-taco.

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game. To help us get more runs than our opponent.

What did the duck want in their taco? Guac.

Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells? They’re too corny.

What did the taco say to the depressed donut? Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.

I ate a radioactive taco. There was lots of fallout.

My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”

Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily. Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair. There’s only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

On which day should you put chips in your taco? Fry-day.

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos. I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.

How do you make a taco stand? Take away their chair.

If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

Waiter, this taco tastes funny. Then why aren’t you laughing?

What do you call Tinker Bell’s Mexican cousin? Taco bell.

Jokes About Tacos

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