Taco Jokes And Puns

We don’t mean to spill the beans but let’s taco bout funny taco jokes and puns! They don’t get any cornier or cheesier than these!

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Funny Taco Jokes

I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza.

Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

Don’t accept friend requests from Taco Bell.

They are nacho friends.

Priest: Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.

Alcoholic: What about the guy who sells the liquor?

Priest: He will also go to Hell.

Alcoholic: Ok, what about the guy who sells pork tacos in the food truck outside the liquor store?

Priest: He too will go to Hell.

Alcoholic: In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.

If you put your ear up to a taco shell…

You can hear the Sí.

It’s very important to not leave out the word “each.”

For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or …

When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child.

I made some fish tacos last night.

But they just ignored them and swam away.

My wife’s Mexican cousin got mad.

I asked him what was wrong, he didn’t wanna taco bout it.

I don’t understand why some people say, “Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican.”

It gets the job done for less than half the cost.

That’s about as Mexican as it gets.

Never tell a taco a secret.

It could spill the beans.

I hate tacos!

Said no Juan ever!

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night.

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said, “Help, there are two armed men inside.”

I drove off laughing, thinking, “Well yeah, it would take forever to make tacos with one arm.”

There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco.

Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?

Aunt Chilada.

My buddy was sad after getting fired from Taco Bell, so being a caring friend I asked if he wanted to …

Taco bout it?

What do you call a cold little taco?

A brrr-ito.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor.

So we had a food fight contest in a Mexican restaurant.

Not exactly a joke, just something to taco bout.

How many tacos can an octopus eat?

Ten tacos.

I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

What does Mexican a clock say?

Tick-taco.

Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?

They’re too corny.

What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: Want to taco bout it?

Donut: I donut know what to say.

I ate a radioactive taco.

There was lots of fallout.

My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”

I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”

Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily.

Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair.

There’s only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being asked what style of tacos I want.

I get hard every time.

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.

I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.

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