30+ Hilarious Salsa Jokes And Puns!

Why not dip into these hilarious salsa jokes and puns? Don’t worry, while they’re a recipe for laughter, they’re not too saucy!

Funny Salsa Jokes

My wife was spending a long time deciding which salsa to buy. I told her to pick up the Pace.

Did I tell you about my friend who gives out free salsa to the needy? He’s a cilantropist.

My wife came home to find out that all the chips and salsa were gone. She questioned our son Carl, who said he only ate one. She questioned our daughter Anna who said she only ate 1. She questioned our dog, who said he only ate two. She questioned our cat, who said he only ate three. She questioned our bird, who said he only ate five. She questioned me, and I said I only ate eight. There’s about 100 chips in the bag, so eventually we all had to stop fibanachoing and confess.

What type of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle.

Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let’s learn how to dance. Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There’s been a misunderstanding.

How do nachos dance? They do the Salsa.

I mixed salsa and cheese together and showed my wife. She wasn#t impressed and just said, “K, so?”

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that replaced all its fire extinguishers with jars of cheese and salsa? The labels all read “Break in queso emergency”.

What is a kraken’s favorite food? Ships and salsa.

My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny. The odd acidity.

What do you call a snooping salsa that spies on men? Peak-o de guy-o.

What is the after effects of eating Taco Bell called? Nacho ordinary salsa.

What do spirits like in their salsa? Ghost peppers.

I’m pretty sure a psychic made this jar of salsa. It’s medium salsa.

I started an emo salsa band. We’re called Hispanic at the Disco.

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks, “So how much salsa do you want, amigo?” The neutrino answers, “NO MASS! NO MASS!”

What happened when a tanker truck full of salsa overturned on an LA freeway? CHiPs showed up.

Why were the Sun Chips tasked with protecting the dip? Because they were known for garden salsa.

What do you call eating chips and salsa naked? Skinny dipping.

What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips.

My neighbors have a band playing Mexican music since 6pm. It is now 9:45pm. I couldn’t take it anymore … I had to go get chips and salsa.

An old man was explaining to his grandson about major things that happened in his life. “Now most people think of salsa as a Mexican condiment,” he said. “But actually we loved mayonnaise.” “Wow!” said the boy. “Most people don’t know that in 1912 after docking in New York, the Titanic’s next stop was the eastern shores of Mexico. And below the deck was 15 tons of mayo. As we all know the Titanic sank. Now this is why we remember this tragedy in Mexico and America every year on May fifth. It’s known as Sinco the Mayo.”

Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you’d be mad too if he was jalpeno business.

Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa? Looks like the backstroke.

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa.

What does an angel put in their salsa for extra spice? Halopenos.

What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator? A Pace making pace makered peso maker.

I decided to start trying out some new salsas. It’s a nice change of Pace.

I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadn’t made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long. So I told him, “Son, pick up the pace.”

A man walks into a bar and sits down and has a nice, filling dinner. After dinner he gives the waiter his credit card to pay. The waiter returns soon after and says to the man, “I’m sorry sir, your card won’t work because it has a chip in it and our machine is out of salsa.”

My fiance and I took our first dance class today. Instructor: “Okay, we’re going to start with the basics of the salsa.” Me: “Alright, I’ll grab the tomatoes.”