We guess the newsroom is such a busy place that sometimes there’s just no time for proofreading the news headlines. At least that’s the way it would appear judging by this selection of funny newspaper headlines from various newspapers around the world.
1. He Cracked The Case!
I wonder how long it took him to get to the bottom of that one?
2. Making The Best Of Things
If life’s dealt you two soggy holes, what else is there to do but just try and make the best of things?
3. Who’d Have Thought It?
Urgh! There’s not much more to say really apart from this is stating the obvious…
4. If It Wasn’t For Those Pesky Kids!
Babies, eh, who’d have ’em? Personally, I blame the parents…
5. A Job For Life, Or Death?
Hmm, I imagine there’s not exactly a queue for this job. It could be a never-ending cycle…
6. An Unfair Advantage?
Is this an unfortunate choice of words, or did she have an advantage from the outset?
7. Time Flies
If time flies when you’re having fun, I guess those council meetings must be quite something…
8. Starving Students
What are you to do as a poor, starving student who can’t afford to buy food?
9. You Don’t Say…
Maybe this explains why the students were cooking grandparents in number 8 above…
10. What Companies Are These?
Should they really be publicizing these kind of companies?
11. Is That Why His Form’s Been So Bad Recently?
And I thought his game had gone off the boil because he’d taken his eye off the ball. Apparently, not…
12. What Did They Expect?
Now I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I think even I could have predicted this…
13. Where Do Bears Go Again?
And in other news, bears do their business in the woods…
14. Urgh – Was That You?
Hmm, something smells a bit funny about this one.
15. Can’t Be Bothered
I was going to write something really witty and funny about this one but I just couldn’t be bothered.
16. Dead Quiet
Have they tried using a ouija board – is that a voice from beyond the grave I hear?
17. Maybe Not Such A Miracle After All
Now call me ungrateful but I wouldn’t be too happy with this miracle cure.
18. The Stuff Scientists Know These Days
I wonder how much whoever did this research got paid for it?
19. That’s Shocking!
Surely they should be doing something to tackle this?
20. Crack A Joke
I bet he was the butt of everyone’s jokes…
21. Shake It Up Baby, Now!
Or maybe not, if you don’t want to cause earthquake damage.
22. Where Did They Dig This Up From?
The body of evidence against the killer was overwhelming…
23. Business Isn’t What It Used To Be
Can they really be called prostitutes if they’re not?
24. Makes Perfect Sense, Doesn’t It?
Well where else would you expect to find a headless body, if not in a topless bar?
25. They Shouldn’t Have Been Looking
Hmm, I hope having a suspiciously small package isn’t an offence now!
26. Edge Of The Seat Radio
What could be more exciting than listening to a lunar eclipse on the radio?
27. No Change
At least they’re not the undead!
28. It’s The Small Things…
How could he stoop so low?
29. Just Frog-get About It
I toad you all this experimentation wouldn’t end well…
30. Rise Of The Undead
Oh no! It’s a zombie apocalypse!
Funny Newspaper Headlines
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