Booty Jokes And Puns

Booty called so we had to bring you these funny booty jokes and puns! They’re a real treasure so make sure you read them all, right to the bottom!

Header image for a page of funny booty jokes and puns.

Funny Booty Jokes

What be a pirate’s favorite body part?

You’d think it would be the arrrrm, but he’s rather fond of the booty.

How do pirates cover their booty?

Plunderwear.

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.

So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.

I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.

Why do pirate ships go so fast?

Because they’re hauling booty.

How can you tell if a booty is operational?

It twerks.

What does a pirate always chase, yet it’s always behind him?

His booty.

Why was the kid not allowed to see the new pirate movie?

It shows a lot of booty.

My honey farmer friend is a big fan of Kim Kardashian.

I guess booty is in the eye of the bee holder.

I gave my number to a pirate once.

I’m getting sick of all the booty calls.

A pirate keeps his treasure in his pants.

That’s what holds his booty.

The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasn’t at work today.

She must have called in thick.

Why did the pirate wear camouflage underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why do pirates like booty?

Because they like ’em thiccccccc with 7 Cs.

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can’t stand a sunken chest and no booty.

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking.

Booty pics and golf are surprisingly similar, in that…

A hole in one is both rare and satisfying.

Why are charming pirates always the richest?

Because they get all the booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

More Funny Jokes

If you enjoyed our hilarious puns and jokes about booty, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these: