Hilarious iPhone Jokes And Puns

We’re Siri-al jokers here at LaffGaff and we knew it was time to sync or swim, so we brought you this great collection of funny iPhone jokes and puns! Does that make us the Apple of your eye?

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Funny iPhone Jokes

I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

I’ve just deleted all the German names off my pre-owned iPhone.

It’s Hans free now.

If your iPhone runs out of charge…

Does that mean you are out of apple juice?

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won’t answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

I just got the new iPhone for my wife

All things considered, a pretty good trade.

Why are iPhones like the NFL?

The chargers suck.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive.

“Well”, said Tim Cook, “That’s because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!”

“Then why are Androids so much cheaper?” Asked the journalist.

“Because,” said Tim Cook, “An Android replaces just one device. The iPhone.”

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town.

He is probably going to face time soon.

My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will get it if she gets good grades, does her chores or follows the house rules.

Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because it’s either my way or the Huawei.

Why do stormtroopers only have iPhones?

They couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.

I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.

And then Samsung.

My girlfriend is like an iPhone 11.

I wish I had an iPhone 11.

What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al.

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the “telephone” he had just made from a string and two tin cans.

I pulled out my iPhone and said, “That’s nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!”

What do they put in iPhone batteries?

Apple juice.

My iPhone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.

I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.

Guys, I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I’m doing a giveaway!

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.

My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11

Me: “Please don’t fart here.”

Dad: “Why?”

Me: “Because they don’t have Windows.”

I went to buy an iPhone today.

It was a 6S.

The iPhone went from 8 to 10.

I guess 7 really 8, 9.

Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

Because Tim cooks.

The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones.

The cops are now looking for iWitnesses.

I was in the park today when a woman came up to me and said, “Are you taking photos of my daughter on your iPhone?”

“Yes I’m taking photos of her,” I replied, “But it’s not what you think.”

“So what is it then?” She asked.

I said, “It’s a OnePlus.”

I accidentally clicked on one of those “You’ve won an iPhone” popups.

Luckily it was only a virus.

Why do Chinese people love iPhones and other Apple products?

Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.

What’s the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold?

An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.

Why can’t a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

You know Apple is run by men…

When they call it an iPhone 6+ and it’s only 5.5 inches.

I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone X.

He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket.

What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common?

The end has no Jack.

My wife is so ugly…

She walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.

I got a free iPad and iPhone today.

It’s like… this gun is magic!!!

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere.

  • Sent from my iPhone.

Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike?

Employee discounts.

If the FBI needs to get into someone’s iPhone without permission…

They should just call U2 and ask how they did it.

Have you seen the new iPhone card trick?

It’s the one where all the jacks disappear.

Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar…

Please stop ringing my new phone.

What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space?

Successful.

An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft.

“Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones,” the store’s associate manager said.

It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal.

It got de-ported.

iPhone found dead.

Later charged with battery.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

“Does anyone have a charger I could use?”

Tesla have announced they are going to build the world’s biggest battery.

Yet it still won’t last a day on an iPhone.

My wife asked me to sync her iPhone.

So I threw it into the ocean.

I don’t know why she’s mad at me.

One day we’ll be able to put our thoughts from our brain into our iPhones.

Let that sync in.

When I go to the pool, I set my iPhone to update while it sits in my locker.

That way I can sync and swim at the same time.

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