Appendix Jokes

These funny appendix jokes are the reference point for all others! They certainly deserve upfront billing rather than be relegated to mere footnotes! And best of all, this page is fit to burst with them!

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Funny Appendix Jokes & Puns

A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building.

“Why did escape from the operating room and run away?” asked the director.

The patient replies, “Because the nurse was saying, ‘It’s okay be brave, it’s just an appendicitis, it’s a simple operation.’

The director says, “So what? She was just trying to reassure you.”

The patient says, “She was talking to the surgeon!”

I went to my doctor because I had some abdomen pain.

He said, “You have acute appendicitis.”

I said, “Thanks, Doc, but I came here for medical help.”

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

I had my appendix taken out when I was a kid. They said it was useless.

But based on my life since then, I’m guessing it controls motivation.

A man calls his doctor. “Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it’s an emergency!”

The doctor says, “That’s impossible, I personally removed your wife’s appendix! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice!”

“And someone having a new wife, have you seen that?”

A gut feeling saved my life.

My appendix burst.

My wife is feeling better after getting her appendix removed.

Unfortunately, she will never be able to reference this chapter of her life.

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and so he goes to his doctor.

He asks, “Doc, is it my appendix?”

The doctor replies, “No, I think it is more likely your table of contents.”

Why did the book get stitches?

Because it had its appendix removed.

How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?

He had an acute pain in his side.

Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day.

He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing. “Where’s your appendix page?”

She points to her lower abdomen.

First book: You look so much thinner.

Second Book: Thanks, I had my appendix removed.

A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple punk rocker Mohawk hair, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing was admitted.

It was quickly determined she had acute appendicitis and she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass”.

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a note above the incision, “Sorry we had to mow the lawn”.

It’s an unusual medical reference book that has no appendix.

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